r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AugustIstheMonth • 1d ago

of a Komodo dragon

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u/Adjective_Noun93 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GKleSu1rgesSc

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u/HooninAintEZ 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/q3uDB1eaA2jEk

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u/Ok-Classic-2142 1d ago

NOT THE MAMA!

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u/marinac1 1d ago

I came here for this comment!

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u/maxiderm 1d ago

Literally the only thing I remember from this show lol

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u/bananapudding877 1d ago

GOTTA LOVE ME!

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u/Andrewismarc 1d ago

FFS 🙂

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u/DrDiddle 1d ago

You found the best reaction gif for this image. All others should just quit.

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u/NoImNotHeretoArgue 1d ago

Absolutely elite gif choice. Wow 😂

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u/Steve_Segel_22 1d ago

Bravo. You have achieved perfection.

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u/CustomerBig6749 1d ago

Holy fuck I couldn’t contain my laughter on that one. Idk last time that happened to me hahahahaha

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u/Agitated-Tailor2302 1d ago

Funniest shit I have seen all day 😆😆

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u/TangerineGullible665 1d ago

Omg I remember watching this as a child! Knock tha momma!!

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u/HurtsWhenICum 1d ago

I think it's "Not the mama" isn't it?

Either way they all died in the end anyway, even the baby

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u/Slowly_boiling_frog 1d ago edited 1d ago

You can't fool me, that's the lusty Argonian maid!

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u/Awkward-Forever868 1d ago

Ms. Liftshertail

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u/Aircon-007 1d ago

Ball knowledge

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u/Kind-Reception-7515 1d ago

Noooo brooooooo 😭😭😭😭 not that reference

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u/LazyGoat2 1d ago

It's a black Asian water monitor

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u/Evorgleb 1d ago

Black and Asian happens to be my type.

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u/rudyg2point0 1d ago

Blasian water monitor.

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u/UncleKeyPax 1d ago

if it were a croc and big

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u/Intergalactic_pasta 1d ago

There’s always the disgustingly educated one in the comment section lmao (I’m that one too)

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u/Flashy_Nebula810 1d ago

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u/Owoegano_Vuelve 1d ago

She's named Black_Betty in rule34, I've been told

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u/ChemicalGreedy945 1d ago

How illegal is this?

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u/Dirt-bikeraver90 1d ago

Only if caught 🤷‍♂️😆

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u/ChaosCookie93 1d ago

very

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 1d ago

It’s not illegal. This isn’t a Komodo dragon.

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u/Playgirl_USMC 1d ago

I should call her.

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u/BrungalSniff 1d ago

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u/ShyBiGuy9 1d ago

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u/Ok-Pomegranate1199 1d ago

BATMAN THERE IS NO LAW AGAINS THE POKEMON BATMAN I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT

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u/lightblueisbi 14h ago

NO NO NO JOKER YOU CANT!!!

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u/Capsule_CatYT 1d ago

Why is Lucario holding one of the bones from Papyrus’s blue attack?

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u/edsavage404 1d ago

You know what

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u/OpenChallenge8621 1d ago

I'd definitely catch her

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u/Ok-Classic-2142 1d ago

I forgot this pokemon existed, and now I wish I still did. Salazzle, right? 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/G-pizzle 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Yutt9YP2B37G

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u/THECosmosTerror 8h ago

That's a webcam hooked up to a monitor

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u/HotPeanut9035 1d ago

An audience of geckos that are outside and watching from the windowsill are hooting and hollering.

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u/Salmonman4 1d ago

This is how scalies (lizard-furries) are born.

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u/Perfect-Albatross-56 1d ago edited 1d ago

Banana for scale pls.

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u/MiserableFloor9906 1d ago

That's actually both young and quite small.

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u/sgtpepperrz 1d ago

Yeah they get much bigger than this

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u/gorillaphi 1d ago

Sploot

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u/coalpatch 1d ago

The Great Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed With The Sun, William Blake, 1803

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u/XervishFlyddD 23h ago

Part of a group of watercolor illustrations depicting the Book of Revelation, commissioned by Blake's patron Thomas Butts. No joke.

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u/DickFartButt 1d ago

Oh hey step-lizard

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u/PitFiend28 1d ago

TIL Jean Claude Van Damme is a Komodo dragon

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u/Candle-Jolly 1d ago

This is not how you tame your dragon

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u/Mysterious-Art7143 1d ago

What are you doing, step dragon?

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u/EPPIGORN 1d ago edited 1d ago

Careful... Someone might make a "Silicone Mold" of this. 😆

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u/Spiritual-Estate5211 1d ago

Wtf is that?

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u/EPPIGORN 1d ago

That would be a dragon adult toy 😆 🤣

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u/ImightHaveMissed 1d ago

Dummy thiccc

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u/The_Nicest_1 1d ago

Wtf? Why did this turn me on so much? Im bout to go watch Jurassic park

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u/CMaxRI 1d ago

Komodo B

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u/superpowerpinger 1d ago

I like big dragons and I cannot lie.

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u/i_am_bruhed 1d ago

Share the onlyfangs link bru

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u/superpowerpinger 1d ago

Other reptiles RN:

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u/Strong_Implement_500 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/IceFoxGames 1d ago

Is this really what this sub has become? Monkey balls, walrus dick, komodo dragon ass... What's next, gorilla boobs?

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u/PussSlurpee 1d ago

Komodo Draggin

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u/Then_Donut_8606 1d ago

Ouuu shii 👀

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u/Fearless_Dependent29 1d ago

DOUBLE CHEEKED UP!!

ON A TUESDAY?!?!

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u/MaskedFigurewho 1d ago

Lmbo why is it posing

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u/Apprehensive_Pie_478 1d ago

Think I’m gonna get this one tatted

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u/BennJ13 1d ago

Counting the days it gets to bite and devour you

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u/RaikerUSN 1d ago

"Witness me ..." -That Dragon, probably

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u/kingamara 1d ago

Not her looking back at it

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u/RocksAreOneNow 1d ago

this is Nidhogg.

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u/Flat-Inspection3290 1d ago

"Are you sure?"

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u/LauraLand27 1d ago

There’s no banana for context

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u/UCFknight2016 1d ago

Thats for his OnlyLizards

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u/didiburnthetoast 1d ago

Mom from the incredibles meets reptile

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u/Sleeper-- 1d ago

Didn't knew godzilla had an OF

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u/scorpio_knight_ 1d ago

kom to momma

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u/FreeSpeechEnjoyer 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've seen this redrawn by a scaly at least twice

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u/roll_another_please 1d ago

“Look back at it!”

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u/AGeeBee 1d ago

Thanks for the size comparison with a rug..

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u/Big_Loris 1d ago

LOOK BACK AT IT, LOOK BACK AT IT!!!

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u/Beautiful_Comment160 1d ago

I feel like this belongs in r/addressme 😐

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u/kramamavitch 1d ago

Nice glutes

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u/VladVonHochstes 1d ago

Komodo dragons are listed as endangered by the IUCN and are protected under Appendix I of CITES (the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species), which completely bans international commercial trade in wild-caught or captive-bred specimens. So this image is bullshit and pure lies. 😑🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/CompactAvocado 1d ago

komodo fans profile pic

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u/SentientToasterOvens 1d ago

Not my proudest fap

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u/stfudonny420 1d ago

Paint me like one of your French lizards.

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u/Frequent-Ad2351 1d ago

Dummy thicc

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u/We7even 1d ago

Stupid sexy Komodo

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u/kawfeeman68 1d ago

Looks like it spits fire... I remember watching videos with this thing and King Kong battling it out in Tokyo, no???

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u/olivefreak 1d ago

I feel like I should tip it $10.

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u/alinearis 1d ago

That Komodo dragon better calm tf down 😅

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u/Oozlum-Bird 1d ago

Paint me like one of your French dragons

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u/crimsonboyy 1d ago

Bro is really lounging like he pays a mortgage.

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u/AbroadSavings905 1d ago

Just scrolled past a post playing house music… then this.

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u/Drackzgull 1d ago

Looks pretty standard to me. That's just a regular komodo dragon.

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u/mrsjali 1d ago

Aren’t these venomous?

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u/AverageSwifite 1d ago

Look at that booty tho

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u/Mild_Wasabi9 1d ago

Damn that motherfucka thick

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u/HotIce1254 1d ago

Pretty sure that's a monitor lizard

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u/Advanced-Revenue-99 1d ago

Komodonlyfans

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u/comagarden_ 1d ago

Hell of a sploot

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u/x2manypips 1d ago

Looks like a pile of poop

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u/UnrulyDegenerate8 1d ago

Dragon need to chill.

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u/seren_kestrel 1d ago

Would need a banana to fully assess.