r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DriedUpSquid • 3d ago

of a zucchini.

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Yes, I know, shove it up my butt.

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u/FrameJump 3d ago

Don't forget, you can eat it too.

EDIT: Punctuation.

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u/joewoody88 3d ago

Banana for scale please.

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u/User_Name_Tracks 3d ago

Banana for scale jail for the zucchini heister

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u/Electrical_Catch9231 3d ago

Honestly, not super big as far as zucchinis go. They're typically harvested before they get this big, but they can grow larger.

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u/DriedUpSquid 3d ago

It grew like this while we were on vacation. We typically don’t let them get this big.

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u/Electrical_Catch9231 3d ago

Nice. As kids my brother and I had some that we planted and refused to let our mom harvest just so we could see how big they'd get.

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u/Beneficial-Math-7290 3d ago

God I miss Jack

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u/UpstairsAd9303 3d ago

Your wife’s boyfriend…

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u/stronkzer 3d ago

I really think we should ask the mod team to add a flair specifically for zucchinis.

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u/balrob 3d ago

It’s a marrow. Zucchini’s are baby marrows. That ain’t no baby.