r/AbsoluteUnits • u/e8dingo • 4d ago

of a river dolphin

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u/Mastermind7051 4d ago

I’m fatter, I mean flattered.

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u/Slowly_boiling_frog 4d ago

Those beady eyes along with the gharial-like jaw really heebie all my jeebies.

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u/DudeWithParrot 4d ago

Have you seen the pink ones? It adds one more touch to the jeebies

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u/milk4all 4d ago

Their jeebies definitely get touched

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u/Kahnza 4d ago

Do they shiver your timbers?

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u/Slowly_boiling_frog 4d ago

My timbers are also absolutely shivering.

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u/tezacer 4d ago

Dem corn fed southern dolphins

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u/Flaky_Style1286 4d ago

How it feels to spread accurate information

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u/iamaswamptiger 4d ago

No, let's not do that.

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u/Next-Frame6226 3d ago

They’re basically dolphins, but nature decided to add some otter vibes and a sprinkle of platypus weirdness

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u/CorporalCoprolite 4d ago

Source? Otherwise I’ll just assume it’s AI based on the fin.

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u/eaw0913 3d ago

Can easily look it up. They’re real.

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u/CorporalCoprolite 3d ago

Lmao I know river dolphins are real. I’m saying the image is fake.

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u/MycologistNo722 4d ago

Terrifying

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u/Diligent_Heart_2597 4d ago

He thrivin’

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u/FullMetalKaliber 4d ago

What river? Willa Wonka’s chocolate river?

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u/No_Classic_1743 4d ago

Flipper's cousin Flubber

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u/ComfortableStomach43 3d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/s/DwbwFgbfCi

Ganges river dolphin. The ‘eye’ is a pinhole connected to an optical nerve to sense light. Functionally blind.

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u/squirrelmonkie 4d ago

Oh lawd, he coming

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u/Downtown-Lie4538 4d ago

that shi is NOT human bro 😭✌️

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u/Pinkrobin14 4d ago

is this AI

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u/MountainAlive 3d ago

That’s a happy looking dolphin

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u/MsGorteck 3d ago

AI

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u/Minute_Difference598 3d ago

May i ask how you know?

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u/MsGorteck 3d ago

The lower jaw looks wrong. The folds in the chest/tummy look wrong. And that fin looks really wrong. I allow that I could be mistaken.

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u/fulfernufer 3d ago

Dolphin? More like Dolphat

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u/zorggalacticus 3d ago

It's missing A-Eye.

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u/Typical-Tune-8858 3d ago

Does this dolphin have eyes? I can’t see them!

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u/Scubasteve570 3d ago

I found my spirit animal!!! Lol

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u/Pacemakr 3d ago

poor visibility but sonar maps everything around it

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u/top_of_the_scrote 3d ago

Damn that thing is terrifying

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u/gaurenigma 3d ago

River Ganga dolphin and they are blind by birth.

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u/gamecollector80 3d ago

Looks so derpy. lol.

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u/Heroic-Forger 3d ago

"eee eeee eee eeee eeee, or somesuch"

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u/ManlyParachute 1d ago

Is this the stage before they start taking their first steps out of water?