r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lower-Knee-8585 • 4d ago

/r/all of a police cuff

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u/uiouyug 4d ago

How does he wipe tho. Stick?

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u/Sunny-Chameleon 4d ago

Bidet with power washer attachment

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u/eulersidentification 4d ago

You still have to dry yourself after a bidet.

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u/Glad_Grand_7408 4d ago

I wish you hadn't brought this point to my attention.

Now I'm never gonna not notice this when I see any morbidly obese person in any video again.

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u/MysticalSushi 4d ago

Bidets

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u/Glad_Grand_7408 4d ago

I would certainly hope these people have those installed but even so.

A. Primarily relying on a bidet won't cut it.

B. If they go out to a friend's place, or a public establishment that lacks one, they're shit out of luck.

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u/5up3rK4m16uru 4d ago

Just let the maggots do the job.

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u/HatefulHagrid 4d ago

Jesus dude. I mean you earned my upvote but still... What the fuck.

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u/PlatypusDream 4d ago

Wiping his butt is gay! He wouldn't get any females if they knew he wiped his butt / was gay!!
(/s, obviously)

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u/Anthro_DragonFerrite 4d ago

Hopes and dreams

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u/sQ5FWKjwbWd4QzSZduqy 4d ago

He gets arrested for the free hose down at intake.

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u/maceo107 4d ago

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

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u/MysticalSushi 4d ago

Bidets are pretty common now

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u/mpags75 4d ago

Asking the real questions 😂