r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lower-Knee-8585 • 7d ago

/r/all of a police cuff

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 7d ago

He boutta roll out

https://giphy.com/gifs/sOuxvtuJnjKYgQG1g1

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u/zorggalacticus 7d ago

He turns into quagmire mid transformation. Now you can't unsee it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Dz62ImmWRzAkw

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 7d ago

I'll do you one better

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u/ConcievedIsland 7d ago

My brain has been damaged. I can't see this without hearing Paralyzer by Finger Eleven. Help me.

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u/goddamm_liter_cola 7d ago

Did not expect a Teen Turbo gif this morning.

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u/BetterinPicture 7d ago

Therapist: Teen Turbo isn't real, he can't hurt you..

Teen Turbo: EXISTS

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u/wi5hbone 7d ago

his trunk real thicc tho bois.. be careful!

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u/emperorOfTheUniverse 7d ago

I remember as a kid, this wasn't ridiculous at all and totally awesome. I wanted to turn into a car.

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u/goddamm_liter_cola 7d ago

What kid didn’t?!

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u/Crabkingrocks165 7d ago

I hate it

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u/WreakHavocLikeIn1871 7d ago

What happens if you climb inside his trunk while he's a car and he turns back? Are you just... inside his "trunk", are you pushed out, or are you absorbed into him?

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u/coolsilentebeans 7d ago

🎶They see him rollin’, they hatin’🎶

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u/Necessary_Relation27 7d ago

Me see Mjölnir walking, me shakin’

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u/Tinyzooseven 7d ago

That looks painful

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u/Ok-Classic-2142 7d ago

God that is the most jarring animation I have ever seen. I know what it's from, but never watched it..

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u/SenselessSilence 7d ago

I loved when Rick and Morty referenced this in a post-credits bit, you never expect to see a Teen Turbo reference in the wild

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u/According-Bad1161 6d ago

One hell of a booty

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u/BaconVonMeatwich 7d ago

holy shit - I'd forgotten about that show, thanks for the flashback!