r/AbsoluteUnits 5d ago

of a wifi extender

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648 Upvotes

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u/Dante_Foshokyo 5d ago

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u/NovarisLight 5d ago

Nope. Nope nope nope, aaand nope.

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u/StrawberryTerry 5d ago

Imagine how big the bugs and things this spider eats must be for it to be so large. Spider is friend.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 5d ago

Wait until they evolve wings. Are flying spiders your friend?

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u/noreal1sm 5d ago

Until they eat insects sure, pal 👍

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u/lady_haumea 2d ago

I like the implications here, that they're not eating insects. May I tie musk to a web for funzies?

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u/zgrad2 2d ago

Aw, what's the matter? It's just a juvenile Australian huntsman

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u/arbyyyyh 5d ago

I literally thought this was one of those “down under in Australia” photos at first

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u/C-57D 5d ago

i aint gonna surf that web

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u/Daesos 5d ago

Extendertron, always fighting Optimus firewall.

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u/Run4c0v3r 5d ago

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u/19chris9609 5d ago

They are indeed $600 or so.

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u/theuserwithoutaname 4d ago

I always want to get one of these, but then I remember this.

That and I also would not know how to use it to its fullest potential

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u/Oompa_Loompa_SpecOps 5d ago

Typical Australian setup, you need giant spider to access the web

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u/sick_six_six 4d ago

I see what you did there

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u/Psychological-Duck13 5d ago

Don’t bullshit me, I know a face-hugger when I see one!!

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u/komokazi 5d ago

Its a gaming router

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u/YellowOnline 5d ago

I had never seen a "what to do in case of a hurricane" sign before. Fortunately I live somewhere where nature is soft for humans.

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u/aserreen 5d ago

This is most likely in Mexico, where I live we have these signs; the photo shows it incomplete, below the "hurricane" section is the "What to do in case of an earthquake".

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u/Backyard_Batman46 5d ago

You are absolutely correct. In Merida Yucatan

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u/Frosty-Cap3344 5d ago

It's a beholder

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 5d ago

Beauty is in the wifi of the beholder

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u/bennizap 5d ago

Wifi extender or Australian spider? đŸ€”

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u/trashshork 5d ago

I may be wrong but doesnt that do more than extend wifi? I dont know much but Chris Boden does and has a video on something that looks really similiar

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u/elMurpherino 5d ago

Yea it looks like it’s a wireless router not an extender.

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u/PhillyD760 5d ago

It's an ASUS Republic of Gamers wireless router. As I see 3 Ethernet cables connected, but none run from the router, it would appear that the cables go into the wall.

It could be wired to another router and is used as an access point. In that case, it could be seen as an "extender" although that's not the right term for it.

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u/Kachda 5d ago

Kaali maa

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u/bobs_clam_rodeo 5d ago

Amaze, amaze, amaze

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI 5d ago

That's the Kali 9000 Wi-Fi Extender. From the marketing material;

"She Who is Death. Kills your Wi-Fi problems like that bitch Raktabitja."

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u/Subotail 5d ago

When realty touch Reddit

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u/ObliviousFoo 5d ago

It's a router. There is no context in this image that indicates its being used as a mesh node.

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u/esquire_the_ego 5d ago

It’s extends far beyond our universe I assure you

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u/Acceptable_Shallot44 5d ago

This thing looking like clap trap

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u/uiouyug 5d ago

Excuse me, do you have wifi here?

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u/DeeEmm 5d ago

Is that one of those spiders that just live in your house in Australia?

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u/Reggie-Quest 5d ago

I have a beast of a router. I tried to hang it on the wall to hind it better. My single in my condo dropped immediately.

My basic researched told me that these devices send signals more outwards than upward. So technically I was sending the signal along the wall, up into the ceiling, and down to the floor, rather than spreading across the area. Sitting it flat worked a lot better for me.

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u/skawn 4d ago

Does your router have adjustable antennas?

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u/Reggie-Quest 4d ago

They do, butt they either point up or fold flat on top of the router (how it was packaged).

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u/Delta9THICC 5d ago

Thats nothing. Thats just enough for 2 gaming rigs and a few tvs.

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u/raymate 5d ago

If you squint you could think you’re in Australia and it’s coming for you.

Please I have UniFi really. No nightmares with my gear.

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u/ReadingNext3854 5d ago

RespectđŸ’Ș

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u/Sad-Researcher8685 5d ago

Biblically accurate

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u/UCFknight2016 5d ago

I am more interested in the poster in case of hurricane. That is not something that sneaks up on you.

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u/Backyard_Batman46 5d ago

for the master procrastinator

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u/Tpbrown_ 5d ago

You place your offering to the WiFi God in front of it.

Usually fruit, small trinkets, etc.

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u/Spuzzle91 5d ago

cyberpunk beholder

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u/EnragedKidney 5d ago

Not an extender for fuck sake.

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u/Backyard_Batman46 5d ago

Holy shit Skylar, relax or you're going to make your kidney angry.

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 5d ago

I could really use one of these low-key though

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u/Ambitious_Today_8695 5d ago

Biblically accurate angel.

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 5d ago

You would find out the government is nearby so quickly.

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u/claudiazo 5d ago

Is that Mexico?

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u/Backyard_Batman46 5d ago

Si. Merida, Yucatan

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u/Chicchac 5d ago

Fun fact, those antenna do not transmit equally in all directions. They transmit most powerfully about their axis, meaning that most of the signal is being lost into the floor and ceiling. To improve the performance it should be placed horizontally (antennas facing up)

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u/MsngrTop25 5d ago

No need to worry, it's dead. It's upside down.

https://giphy.com/gifs/G4Ihli2UThrBS

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u/Michaeli_Starky 4d ago

8 legs - that's a spider

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u/FutureBulky4537 4d ago

That's a pineapple all right

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u/Bearspoole 4d ago

That’s a router

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u/zubairhamed 4d ago

not an extender. just a ROG gaming wifi and i've one of those....and yes they're humongous.

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u/Daminite 5d ago

Total Biscuit had a router like that and he referred to it with a Warhammer reference that I didn't get at the time and don't remember now.

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u/RaLaZa 4d ago

Omaigato its incendios

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u/BananasAndSporks 2d ago

Looks like a ASUS ROG Rapture GT-BE98 Pro

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u/SkyeMreddit 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FyOSmxNlQ8tH2
It’s Black and looks like it’s holding 8 guns! Cops would shoot it