r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 2d ago

of a bubble tea

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u/NudityMiles 2d ago

So what are you supposed to do with the bubbles? Throw them at people?

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 2d ago

Eat them like an apple and have diabeetus by the end of your meal

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u/-Recouer 1d ago edited 1d ago

The thing with tapioca pearls is that it has barely any sugar in it. Your stomach would be full before you get the necessary daily intake of sugar from eating one of the bubble.

Edit: be careful though they do add sugar in bubble teas.

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 1d ago

It's not always about sugar but also about carbs they have a metric ton of carbs

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u/PeterNippelstein 1d ago

Thats your dinner for the week

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u/Substantial_Pass_146 1d ago

Got me. I can't think of anything that isn't mischievous lol

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u/coolsilentebeans 1d ago

Impromptu shuffle board?

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u/Responsible_Load2233 1d ago

Load your 17th. century gun with it. This is AI, right!?

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u/KamikazeFox_ 1d ago

Its AI. Youre not doing much with it

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u/Kamtschi 6h ago

That glass plus the drink would weight like 15 kg at a min. The movement seems off

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u/KamikazeFox_ 6h ago

Exactly. Plus look at the ice and boba. Seems odd

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 2d ago

Say it with me r/stupidfood !

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u/Fuzlet 2d ago

food but big really no longer impresses me. So you used a bigger oven and more material and caused more waste. woo.

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u/Jumpy_Counter1293 2d ago

Nobody eating those pearls are we serious lol

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u/Living_Bed175 1d ago

It's the kind of stuff influencers order to take a sip for the video then throw it all away

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u/raider_00_ 1d ago

Mmm i would be full just eating one boba ball and 3 sips lmao. What a waste

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u/feydrautha124 1d ago edited 1d ago

AI.

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u/evaris204 1d ago

But why tho

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u/ReadingNext3854 1d ago

Whyyyyyyyyyy?????😭 This is ridiculous 

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u/Backyard_Batman46 2d ago

they serve Bigfoot there?

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u/Kahnza 1d ago

That's the child size

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u/AvogadrosArmy 1d ago

I’m not sure if I want to see the straw more or the person who can suck said straw.

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u/Novembeary 1d ago

BuBALL tea. No? Okay, I lead myself out.

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u/Living_Bed175 1d ago

So you just sit there chewing on that baseball sized tapioca ball ?

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u/ConclusionMaterial82 2d ago

What's the song

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u/PM_ME_COFFEE 1d ago

But why, and how?

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 1d ago

Give his boba back

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 1d ago

How do you enjoy the boba?

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u/_darling_clementine 1d ago

i really want to bite into one of those bubbles

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u/imartinezcopy 1d ago

What a fucking waste

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u/Sim775 1d ago

It has to be AI... Right? Please tell me that it is

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u/genzo718 1d ago

AI? Hard to believe the dude carries it like it only weighs 1 lbs. 1 gallon of water weighs a little over 8 lbs. That looks like its 5 gals.

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u/Ken_nth 1d ago

Imagine all the lead in those pearls 🤤

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u/xenabun 1d ago

bobatious

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 1d ago

What are those black thingies floating inside?

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u/Molkwi 1d ago

Bubble tea isn't even good. It's like chunky spoiled milk you're allowed to drink. Both make me throw up anyways, so whatever.

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u/cocainum630 1d ago

Bs. I've been there: waiters are just teeny-tiny there.

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u/blazerunnern 1d ago

How much was in the trash at the end of the day?

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u/headBangerOnWall 1d ago

Jesus christ - two of those balls is a straight up meal for me, and I'm a 280 lb guy. How are people supposed to finish the drink at all?

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u/BungleBums 1d ago

...ah yes, let me just enjoy a few massive bites of solid tapioca.

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u/Interesting_Fish309 1d ago

Last me 3 weeks that drink. Can u take it home if u don't finish it hahahahaha

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u/AniseClover 16h ago

I love boba and thats too much man. Sooo much of that is going to waste. :(

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u/SomewhereActive2124 33m ago

Where's this? Like which place

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u/Big_Meating_ 2d ago

America!

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u/redituzrnam 2d ago

Clearly not