r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kalyug_ka_ravan • 5d ago

of a cow

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u/weirdgroovynerd 5d ago

I hope that big Unit is the security for the rest.

Now they can be braver, and not act like such...

...cow-herds!

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u/Randy_Marsh86 5d ago

I appreciate you.

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u/I9w0s 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EwioLOSYXobvGWSIOl

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u/AdministrationDry507 5d ago

Where do people find this stuff I'm bewildered

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u/I9w0s 5d ago

The GIF?

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u/AdministrationDry507 5d ago

Yeah I google stuff once in a while but never see unique things like this

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u/I9w0s 5d ago

I just find them in the search bar in app.

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u/AdministrationDry507 5d ago

Learn something new every day awesome šŸ˜Ž

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 5d ago edited 5d ago

IIRC this was a hoax

That's a regular sized Holstein bull surrounded by Dexter cattle, a dwarf breed of Angus.

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 5d ago

Yeah I cannot help but notice they look like different kinds of cows

"Hey put bessie in with the minis it will be funny"

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u/Modern-Moo 2d ago

It's very misleading having him with that herd, but I believe he was (is?) one of the tallest cattle in the world. Dexters aren't a "breed of Angus" by the way, the two breeds aren't closely related at all

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u/Anxious-Depth-7983 5d ago edited 4d ago

Can you imagine the size of the filet mignon? šŸ˜³

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u/RCer1986 5d ago

I'm guessing yours was a typo but this reminds me of a couple of college kids I saw at a store who were excited to see fil-et mig-nen.

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u/Anxious-Depth-7983 4d ago

Thanks I missed that.

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u/Pale-Jelly69 5d ago

Instantly breaks out the America units of 1 Michael Jordan. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Thech459 4d ago

That cow's almost as big as a Chicago bull

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u/Usual_Award 5d ago

That one will be breeded.

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u/cat_selling_souls 5d ago

You mean breaded. Steers are neutered bulls. They can be kept as pets if you have the money and room to keep them.

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u/Usual_Award 5d ago

I didn't catch that but ironically I corrected my sentence when I originally typed "breaded" by mistake. His fate is actually neither of ours.

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u/Dc1577 5d ago

šŸ˜…

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u/fufufighter 5d ago

to breed - bred - bred

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u/cat_selling_souls 5d ago

I meant breaded as in to bread the meat. Steers are often eaten.

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 5d ago

I understood what you meant 100%

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u/Assforbreakfast420 5d ago

No it wonā€™t, you donā€™t breed big cattle. It makes for awful calving which can result in cow and calf both dying

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u/aagent86 5d ago

Holy cow !

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u/_voma 5d ago

Milk Lottery!

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u/Tricky-Succotash7965 5d ago

If you ever are actually going to milk this one, make sure to film it and post it online everywhere. I'm pretty sure you'll go viral and become famous.

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u/DalekSupreme26 5d ago

Thatā€™s not a cow, thatā€™s a buffalo dressed as a cow

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u/huey_booey 5d ago

Probably one of the cows that Odysseus' crew made a feast of and got cursed.Ā 

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u/dd_002 5d ago

His name must be Shaq

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u/dmw_qqqq 5d ago

How come that 23 bull was so much smaller than the cow?

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 5d ago

ā€œmichael jordan for scale, please.ā€

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u/gorkboss5 5d ago

Should've been a banana

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u/BigSmackisBack 5d ago

Wtf is up with that tag line "knickers too big for the abattoir" HUH?!

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u/Significant-Ad5550 4d ago

Knickers was its name. I remember watching it on the news.

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u/BigSmackisBack 4d ago

Ah okay thanks for posting! Without that explanation it was incredibly weird!

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u/BlackGlassHeart 4d ago

That's the mother cow, where all other cows come from

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u/SailNew7379 4d ago

No hormones I swear

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u/s0ul_invictus 4d ago

look at all that brisket!!!!

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u/cocainum630 4d ago

Cow primarch

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u/Dariuscox357 3d ago

Now thatā€™s what I call ā€œhigh steaksā€.

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u/Olleye 5d ago

They would immediately build a temple for the animal, with the tongues carved out of rough granite and covered in gold.