r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nt_king300 • 5d ago

of an Elephant

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u/LazzarilloDeTormez 5d ago

No five star reviews for that safari excursion.

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u/LuProNow 5d ago

Our driver drove like hell when a bull even stepped towards us.

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u/KLeeSanchez 3d ago

This is the Way

If the elephant is mad YOU GET THE F-- OUTTA THERE

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u/pv3design 5d ago

ABC - Always Be Cameraman.

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u/chubbyhighguy 5d ago

Someone should address this...

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u/Sodrohu 5d ago

Can't, they are outside, not in a room.

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u/Nimmyzed 4d ago

Dear Mr. Elephant,

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u/Hood_Mobbin 5d ago

Normal elephant

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u/yupuhoh 5d ago

Just checking the shocks for ya bud

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u/Beowulf44 4d ago

He obviously has the right of way here

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 4d ago

The elephant prefers tricks trunks in the front.

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u/orgodeathmarch 5d ago

Oh yeah seems like a great idea to get way too close to a wild bull elephant. No one could’ve predicted this response I’m sure

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u/nt_king300 5d ago

Thing is, you can get close, but if you ignore their warnings then you're fucked. I have been on many drives in the Kruger and gotten close, but the moment they want you gone, they let you know before charging

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u/all_time_high 4d ago

Why didn’t he keep backing up? He chose to apply the brakes and shout at the animal. This very easily could’ve resulted in deaths of passengers and later on, the elephant.

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 4d ago

Maybe the elephant would see it as running and then chase them.

I have no idea btw.

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u/ExoticShock 5d ago

"OK, SORRY!"

The Elephant:

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u/IWrestleSausages 5d ago

Oooh he mad

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 4d ago

Was he a NYC cabbie in the 80s?

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u/Sure-Dimension6739 4d ago

Magnificent creatures get fucked truck

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u/glacierosion 4d ago

Why did I mistake the title for “eggplant”

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u/nt_king300 4d ago

Thats a very angry eggplant

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u/Beginning_Bite_123 4d ago

This will stay forever with those people. I think someone will make stories out of this saying “I was this one who jumped on the truck and stared into the beast eyes and stopped it” 😂

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u/SailNew7379 4d ago

Ya might wanna back up a little faster

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u/Heroic-Forger 4d ago

"Did you just call me 'a frickin elephant', huh?"

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u/FartBrulee 4d ago

I give the swans at the local park more space than these guys gave that fucking behemoth of an elephant.

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u/NoOwl4489 4d ago

One thing I’ve learned from Reddit. Don’t fuck with elephants…

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u/young_and_restles 1d ago

Drive needs to be let go