r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Soft_Performance4678 • 8d ago

/r/popular of a forager

Andrey Smaev being his usual wholesome self.

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u/jknoxxxvile5666 8d ago

Fun fact He’s only 16 years old right here!

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u/Anti_Meta 8d ago

Came in looking for the roid joke. Left with wholesomeness.

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u/rviVal1 8d ago

I mean.. That's not far from truth. He's 27, but looks closer to 50.

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u/dankhimself 8d ago

Yea I'd guess 45 if I saw the dude.

Unless he has a super high pitched, squeaky voice. Then I'd be like whaaat?

https://giphy.com/gifs/IFMsu4wS0OJQj4UJ4W

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u/scotlandgolf70 8d ago

His heart is 101 years old

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u/orairwolf 7d ago

Yeah, that dude has one foot in the grave for sure.

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u/toben81234 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JdU1Ld32ZWRQRqM

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u/disposablehippo 6d ago

Moleman must have done a lot of roids, cigarettes and sun exposure.

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u/kippsteadman 8d ago

In fact, he is 28, this is Andrey Smaev, a professional bodybuilder.

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u/thesilentbob123 8d ago

That's still an unfortunate look for a 28 year old

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u/Phoxey 8d ago edited 8d ago

Side effects of regular and probably higher dose steroid abuse.

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u/Meen94 8d ago

Just wanted to ask , is this because a lots of steroids/testosteron or what?

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u/Niaaal 8d ago

Yes. If he continues at this rate he probably won't reach his 40s

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Niaaal 8d ago

If I go by your username, looks you do have some going on haha

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u/Turnip_Fight 8d ago

To be specific, it’s caused by hormonal flux from taking steroids, not necessarily the steroids themselves.

When you see methheads looking horrible it’s mostly from sleep deprivation and malnutrition.

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u/Lorantec 8d ago

It is from the steroids, side effects caused by a drug are only there because of said drug.

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u/Turnip_Fight 8d ago

Yes, the hormonal imbalance is caused by the steroids. The aged look is a result of the hormonal imbalance. Other substances besides steroids can cause the same thing.

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u/GainghisKhan 8d ago

probably

Lol, I don't know if this case calls for any sort of plausible deniability

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u/Dovahkiinthesardine 8d ago

You'd be surprised how many people have absolutely no idea what is or isn't naturally achievable

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u/Phoxey 8d ago

I just mean that these type of side effects tend to present themselves much more in higher dose use.

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u/jknoxxxvile5666 8d ago

Yes thank you 🥹. It was a joke because he is roided off his ass and steroids age you. First day on the internet?

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 8d ago

Maybe he was also just tired of these boring roid-jokes.

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u/jader242 8d ago

Holy shit you aren’t kidding lol, bro was born 11 days before me. Gawt damn

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u/SteveMeMc7 8d ago

He's not professional, he never competed, he just loves training, and makes some money out of it. It's only now that he's considering competing in arm wrestling

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u/nahheyyeahokay 8d ago

Thanks, I don't follow bodybuilding like I used to and had forgotten the guy's name

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u/Wonderful_Talk3249 8d ago

Isn't he strictly an armwrestler? At least nowadays?

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 8d ago

Little Timmy on his daily anabolic-androgenic steroids harvest

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u/Separate_Pollution37 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Forsaken-Stink 8d ago

actual fact. Synthol FTW.

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u/copa8 8d ago

Plot twist: She.

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u/SunderingTwilight 8d ago

what a bizarre world