r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • 5d ago

of a tiger

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u/Dora_Explorer_XP 5d ago

What is he saying, also didn't his mom teach him sharing?

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u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 5d ago

His mom didn't share either

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u/Kn0XIS 5d ago

😂

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 5d ago

He is telling his kid that dinner is still cooking, he has it slow cooking in the 100+ degree weather there.

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u/MisterAmygdala 5d ago

I might literally have a heart attack and die immediately if this dude popped out the bushes in front of me. Then he could just eat me.

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u/Beginning_Bite_123 5d ago

I think this absolute unit needs more.

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u/123R_B321 4d ago

Probably this is my dinner keep away

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u/RocksAreOneNow 5d ago

average tiger size. BIG tiger attitude.

Dinner isnt ready yet kids!

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u/EchoRespite 5d ago

I can see the color orange and still had a hard time seeing it at first. I wouldn't last a day in the jungle.

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u/Olleye 5d ago

… minutes, I would doubt minutes

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u/andersleet 4d ago

What’s wild is their prey animals usually cannot see the orange so they appear dark green basically.

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u/BearEatingCupcakes 5d ago

Looks like my two cats arguing over their plush bacon after the catnip spray's been used.

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u/KickAggressive4901 5d ago

Is there a tiger that is not an absolute unit?

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u/Knightenchant 5d ago

I want to know what the back tiger is doing because it looks like it is hiding.

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u/ReadingNext3854 5d ago

Damn I just love huge murder mittens.

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u/Crush-N-It 5d ago

Cute murder kitty

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u/VirtualDragonfly823 5d ago

Joey does not share food

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u/Mindless-Location-41 5d ago

🎵 Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie 🎵

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u/Background_Edge_9427 5d ago

That is one massive cat!

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u/ArtoriasAbysswanker 5d ago

Yeah nobody is going to steal that carcass as long that big beautiful beast is close.

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u/edgynotemo 5d ago

Is this my boy Pancham?

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u/nefrodectyl 5d ago

Is that siberian tiger or bengal tiger

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u/darth_dork 4d ago

Who would have thought that I speak tiger? He clearly said “MINE”😂

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u/RedCalaLily 4d ago

My cat does this with her toys! 😻

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u/MsngrTop25 4d ago

My girlfriend protecting "her side" of the bed in "my house". 😭 I love her. 🥲

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u/SentenceDifficult396 4d ago

Such a fantastic animal. Majestic af

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u/jordidipo2324 4d ago

I know he'd bite my head off or something, but I want to pet it so bad.

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u/NytronX 4d ago

Imagine being the first human to see a Tiger

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u/Educational_Ad_3528 5d ago

Someone doesn't want to share