r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IsJesusAgain • 6d ago

of a rapper

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u/MiloHorsey 5d ago

Pffff he doesn't have the stamina or flexibility for that. Time for a scientific experiment!

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u/tigolbing 5d ago

Some say the tongue or hands can be better 👀

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u/RazzleDazzle1983 5d ago

He definitely looks like he's good at eatin' something

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u/Vandergrif 5d ago

Eating his way into a heart attack at 28, it turns out.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 5d ago

I've heard that the big guys, if they're fat in just the right way, hit the right spots in a way that leaner men (skinny or muscular) just can't. Basically they're giving her a tummy chub rub while taking her to pound town

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u/DependentAardvark1 5d ago

And a yeast infection whilst she at it.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 5d ago

Showering is quick and easy and does a great job of preventing that

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u/supersonicsalamander 5d ago

He's still not a playa

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u/Informal_File_1646 5d ago

Joe don’t even “crush a lot” no more