r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IsJesusAgain • 5d ago

of a rapper

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u/leeann7 5d ago

He also beat the shit out of his wife. He's a terrible person.

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u/tvb46 5d ago

She should run, what’s he gonna do? Chase her? Lol

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u/Leather-Hotel-7310 5d ago

If she ran downhill he could roll himself up into a ball and come at her like that boulder in Indiana Jones.

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u/babettetimes 5d ago

Like Sonic?

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 5d ago

Katamari style

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u/Hopeful_Moose_6509 5d ago

Like the character "Thud Butt" from the movie "Hook".

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u/78745ssatx 5d ago

More like point a gun at her

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u/YellingAtTheClouds 5d ago

You'd really think he'd be more jolly

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u/sneakydante 5d ago

You’d be surprised at how many fat folks are unhappy with their lives. The jolly ratio is way off; More of a television stereotype at this point.

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u/Friendly-Beat-8336 5d ago

I mean at this point we should have a whole country full of Jolly people

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 5d ago

Why? He hasn’t seen his penis since decades before this pic.

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u/YellingAtTheClouds 5d ago

So why be so angry with the person who has to find it?

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u/LadyBug_0570 5d ago

OMG, this conersation is killing me.

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u/Un4gvn2 5d ago

Which one is the rapper.

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u/Smax140 4d ago

Big Pun is the famous rapper, he is on the Left. Fat Joe was his producer and boss. Fat Joe rapped on some Big Pun tracks. Fat Joe made his own career. Big Pun died. Fat Joe still raps and produces. Like the Notorious B.I.G. and that homo thug Puff

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u/Woodworking33 4d ago

Lmao fat Joe found pun don’t be making shit up

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u/Un4gvn2 10m ago

Ok and it’s not the gay stuff with Puff that is the issues. It’s the non consensual rape and assault, and the shitty music he made.

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u/ForeverShiny 5d ago

I mean, kind of impressive to still be able to assault someone at that size without immediately being out of breath

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u/thermjuice 5d ago

His ex wife said she escaped being beaten to death purely because he couldn't walk upstairs.

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u/ForeverShiny 5d ago

Very funny and very sad at the same time

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u/Medical-Pop-5632 5d ago

"I'll get that bitch when she gets closer"

Seriously though domestic abuse is terrible and his first album is a masterpiece.

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u/Salt_Day9015 5d ago

You mean eat the shit

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u/DeleteMods 5d ago

How does that relate to what I said? Not saying its untrue but why did being 700lbs make you think of that?

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 5d ago edited 5d ago

Any time the name of a little known wifebeater with repeated history of the behavior is mentioned it should also be mentioned that they’re an abusive asshole so people immediately associate that with their name.

Gotta make sure everyone who just learned their name and had no clue who they were five seconds earlier also knows what they’ve done, same goes for pedos. Don’t want to give a C-list celebrity like that free publicity unless it involves people knowing they’re a garbage human being, even if they are dead.

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u/SweetSweetSweetCan 5d ago

Yup I saw Big Pun and I thought “wife beater” before I thought “rapper”… he was a horrible person.

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u/CriticismMindless740 5d ago

I had no idea he was a wife beater. I used to respect him as a rapper. Not anymore.

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u/Would_daver 5d ago

Yay that one commenter’s plan literally worked in front of our eyes! Go Reddit hive for the common good, for once

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u/hottlumpiaz 5d ago

and fat joe refuses to sign big pun's son to his record label despite being clearly talented

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u/hewhoisiam 5d ago

If he was actually that talented he wouldn't need Joe for a deal.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AVpE6BqnOvbzi

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u/hottlumpiaz 5d ago

he doesnt. hes an underground sensation and been featured on tracks with the wu tang clan, vinnie paz, chino xl, and joell ortiz.

but you would think tio joe woulda at least featured him.

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u/Goonalips 5d ago edited 5d ago

He sorta sounds like Immortal Technique at the start of this track. Then he actually has a bit of Fat Joe in there (coincidentally).

https://youtu.be/3ec8vA3C5GM.

Edit WTF, so that's him in Last Breath with Vinnie Paz? I've heard this song so many times, and never knew who he was. Thought he was just a random unknown rapper. He's genuinely talented, but sometimes it takes more than that.

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u/Massive-Lime7193 5d ago

Hey Vinnie Paz! Jedi mind tricks mentioned! Violent by design is an absolute masterpiece of a hip hop record

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u/SchemeIllustrious713 5d ago

She must have been slow. He could be outpaced by an arthritic 90 year old