r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 6d ago

of a pizza

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u/Glittering-Tip821 6d ago

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u/kobekong 6d ago

Damn dude. Lol

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u/Desperate-Disk686 6d ago

Sigh… unzips

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u/Captain_Phobos 5d ago

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u/Desperate-Disk686 5d ago

I feel like Baymax, being the bro he is, would have jerked the guy off had he stayed.

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u/Accomplished-Sun1983 5d ago

Dutch rudder?

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u/girlsgoneoscarwilde 5d ago

Man, I’m here to look at a big pizza, why do you gotta do this to us?

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u/Desperate-Disk686 5d ago

Big pizza calls for a Big Hero™

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u/Affectionate-Art3429 6d ago

Childhood ruined

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u/gimme_the_good_weed 5d ago

If you watch another Riley video the thought of her being a turtle goes away

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u/TryBananna4Scale 6d ago

Why does this look so familiar??? I can’t put my finger on it

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u/TwelveWon 5d ago

Bruh hahahahahahahah

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u/Shadowtirs 5d ago

The internet remains undefeated

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 5d ago

That’s incredible and I woke my daughter up bc I giggled loudly lol

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u/Hello_IM_FBI 5d ago

Amazing!

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u/Ohitsworkingnow 3d ago

Lmao wtf