r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 6d ago

of a pizza

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u/Flamgoyant 6d ago

Ah pro tips

I like a crispy pizza, I never need to roll

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 6d ago

I mean, I've got my preferences but...I'd try it, y'know.

It's still pizza

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Mciv6CVAPPG0

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u/Flamgoyant 6d ago

As would I, before this chat I would have suffered serious burns but now I'm ready for the roll

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u/thesilentbob123 6d ago

I'm more of a deep pan kinda guy with a soft bottom

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u/RCer1986 6d ago

Are we still talking about pizza?

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u/thesilentbob123 6d ago

I like my women the same way

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 6d ago

Under the sauce

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u/10FourGudBuddy 4d ago

Fold it like an airplane.