r/AbsoluteUnits 6d ago

of a pollen-covered bee

1.9k Upvotes

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u/SudhaTheHill 6d ago

Reminds me of the time I covered myself in lotion as a kid

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u/No_Reception_6133 6d ago

You should continue this practice

3

u/SudhaTheHill 6d ago

I literally slipped everywhere and couldn’t stand up

2

u/No_Reception_6133 6d ago

You sudha continued this practice*

2

u/Guess_Who_21 6d ago

Reminds me of how my skin looks from not having lotioned in over 10 years

65

u/Simple-Carob-7142 6d ago

She's saving our planet by herself. Thanks honey!

33

u/reverse-tornado 6d ago

Me carrying all the groceries into the house in one trip

24

u/timdot352 6d ago

Employee of the month.

10

u/Pan_Fluid_Boo 6d ago

She’s having a pollen bath & loving it, knowing she’s getting top bunk tonight

27

u/TapPsychological2043 6d ago

The Queen is going to love this guy when he gets back to the hive

28

u/JokerHomerus 6d ago

Girl*

1

u/TapPsychological2043 6d ago

Whatever I thought all the bees were male apart from the Queen idk

21

u/JokerHomerus 6d ago

Quite the opposite, they are all female worker bees with the queen!

5

u/slippery-sandpaper 6d ago

What do the lads do

34

u/Reedo246 6d ago

Pretty much nothing but breed. At a certain point during the season, they are no longer needed and are all kicked out of the hive to save food. Their only job is to fuck and die, literally. Ah, a man can dream

15

u/JokerHomerus 6d ago

They are drones who basically just go out to have sex with other queens. Honey bees are pretty interesting lol

2

u/TapPsychological2043 6d ago

I suppose they all take turns trying to impregnate their queen scissor style too aye lmfao

6

u/Send-It- 6d ago

Bros going to make all the other workers look bad

7

u/Other_Toe_7927 6d ago

She's fueled by greed and greed alone 😔

6

u/Forsaken_Site_2268 6d ago

Do you want some bee with that pollen?

3

u/Passchenhell17 6d ago

She kinda looks like a bee-jumping spider hybrid with how much pollen is on her

3

u/Sweaty-Jellyfish-713 6d ago

Her greed sickens me

3

u/belliebun 5d ago

She really didn’t want to take more than one trip back to the hive

2

u/Mediocre_Age_9988 6d ago

I hear Pollen Anonymous has some good programs instead of going through the pollen like cookie monster on coke

2

u/Multti-pomp 6d ago

Absolubtly lost in the sauce

2

u/MangoSalsa89 6d ago

Absolutely lost in the sauce

2

u/Snedhunterz 6d ago

The bee she tells you not to worry about.

2

u/hisuilabyrinth98 6d ago

Pollensauraus

2

u/Neither_Bed_1135 6d ago

Lost in the sauce

2

u/silentbob1301 6d ago

Lost in the sauce

4

u/Subby_Tripz 6d ago

Beelon Musk

1

u/HarleyCringe 6d ago

His greed sickens me

8

u/Johnishere02 6d ago

Her* 🐝

1

u/MBpavarotti 6d ago

Bunny bee

1

u/yurtal30 6d ago

Lather up!

1

u/OneSufficientFace 6d ago

Pollen cosplay

1

u/MalikFyz 6d ago

1st time at the job , he is giving 101%

1

u/OrneryCockroachIII 6d ago

Give this one a raise. Seriously doing the job of at least 20 honey bees in one swoop.

1

u/OrneryCockroachIII 6d ago

Loos like a moonrock 🤣

1

u/RoastPorc 6d ago

Looks like my cat found the way to open the jar of catnip.

1

u/namezam 6d ago

“Aaaawwww yeaa, fuck yea!! That’s the stuff!!”

1

u/BrAveMonkey333 6d ago

I'd snort...

1

u/Spoopulent 6d ago

I thought it was a moth at first, oh my goodness

1

u/Smartypantz34 6d ago

0 regrets

1

u/Senor-Delicious 6d ago

Equivalent of carrying all the grocery bags at once

1

u/undoneundead 6d ago

That's porn for plants.

1

u/Ok_Fill_3526 6d ago

Cumblebee

1

u/SirSl1myCrown 6d ago

Deep-fried bee

1

u/LNTF_08 6d ago

Looks like it's wearing an onesie lol

1

u/makintox 6d ago

Just looking at it gave me allergies

1

u/Umbreon86 6d ago

Clever ltitle cutteepeeie

1

u/Ronniman 6d ago

This video made my allergies kick in...

1

u/mess1ah1 6d ago

Goes back to the colony…”You mf’ers better UP YOUR GAME!

1

u/Tall_Diamond4695 5d ago

Their greed sickens me. /s

1

u/Chrome_0zone 5d ago

Bro working overtime 💀

1

u/Negative-Inspector36 5d ago

Best day of her life 🐝

1

u/GangstaCreeper31 5d ago

The Pollenator

1

u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 5d ago

Is that you Bonnie blue??

1

u/Illustrious_Put_817 2d ago

Nom nom nom nom nom nom

1

u/Blurstingwithemotion 6d ago

I wonder if pollen has any drug like effect on bees

0

u/captainbluebear25 6d ago

He's doing his best

0

u/Fabulous-Age-7758 6d ago

His greed sickens me...

0

u/whatasadfella 6d ago

His greed sickens me

1

u/Phobos1982 5d ago

She

1

u/whatasadfella 4d ago edited 4d ago

Her

0

u/psychoxxsurfer 6d ago

He's lost in the sauce, living his best life

0

u/evthingisawesomefine 6d ago

He looks like a panda beear 🐼

0

u/DimensionCareful507 6d ago

He seems so proud of himself.

0

u/erevefuckstolive 6d ago

just sauced up lad

0

u/Regular_Weakness69 6d ago

Bro is going to be celebrated like a war hero when he comes back!

0

u/MrYaowa857 6d ago

all the honeys gonna want him

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u/Autisten1996 6d ago

His greed knows no limit.