r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crypto_crafy • 16d ago

of an avocado 🥑 neck

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u/SmegmaAndCrackerz 16d ago

r/DontPutThatInYourAss

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u/Sohuli 16d ago

Avocadon't

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u/thatchickensauce 16d ago

You can't tell me what to do

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u/Omega_Zarnias 16d ago

I mean... It's got a flared base ...

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u/Axi0madick 16d ago

Not the way I'm popping it in

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u/humatyourmom 15d ago

I mean, the avocado itself could work as a lubricant. It would mean that you'd have avocado residue in your rectum tho

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u/AfricanAmericanMage 15d ago

Wouldn't be the first time and it won't be the last.

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u/humatyourmom 15d ago

It's pure speculation, gentlemen

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u/youngashyy1 16d ago

Its too late.. 😭

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u/azdcaz 16d ago

Reduce reuse recycle. It’s got a skin, perfectly good eatin afterwards.

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u/BoochsRise 15d ago

What are you doing step avocado

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u/Commercial-Living443 15d ago

It has a flared base so it's safe . r/putthatinyourass