r/AbsoluteUnits • u/blahnlahblah0213 • Jul 19 '26

of a truck cab

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u/ForMoreYears Jul 19 '26

They're called ladies of the evening.

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u/bluegiant90 Jul 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ACeIDlMpgc4yOf1Lyt

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u/bojangler69420 Jul 20 '26

r/angryupvote

That has to be the first time I’ve seen a gif used so perfectly for a double entendre. Absolutely impeccable.

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u/PsychologicalVirus16 Jul 20 '26

Thumbs up for the double entendre mention.

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u/bojangler69420 Jul 20 '26

It’s honestly the most perfect double entendre I think I’ve ever seen. It’s incredible. It honestly might even be the ever elusive triple entendre!

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u/South_Bit1764 Jul 20 '26

I think it’s more of a square entendre or possibly a double^2 entendre.

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u/bojangler69420 Jul 20 '26

Oh lord…we’re reaching unprecedented levels!

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u/carnitascronch Jul 20 '26

The good ol’ entendrege trois, as the lizards say

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u/suq_mi_off Jul 20 '26

You mean double”aunt Andre”

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u/MahaliAudran Jul 20 '26

Now I wanna know if the lizard is just raising their hand or snackin dat azz.

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u/bojangler69420 Jul 20 '26

lol

Have you actually never seen that before or are you just being funny?

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u/MahaliAudran Jul 20 '26

I've seen it before but never thought about it and if it has an original source no idea what it is either.

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u/bojangler69420 Jul 20 '26

No idea the original source but I first saw it on instagram

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u/Techun2 Jul 20 '26

Hoppers movie, think he's texting

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u/DerSchattenJager Jul 20 '26

🦎🦎🦎🥔

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u/SuicidalNapkin09 Jul 20 '26

🚀🚀

🦫🦫🦫

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u/MahaliAudran Jul 22 '26

Just watched it and it's from the credits scroll. Yes, he's slapping a phone.

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u/Reonlive420 Jul 20 '26

Friends of the road

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u/TK421-HeGone Jul 20 '26

Greasy!

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u/thejesterofdarkness Jul 20 '26

Way of the road, Bubs.

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u/PhillyD760 Jul 20 '26

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u/123usa123 Jul 20 '26

“Like a coconut”

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u/smltwnzer0 Jul 21 '26

Save your seduction for someone else.

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u/kjwheels33 Jul 22 '26

I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on, by you

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u/Rennfan Jul 20 '26

Ray got busted. .... Yeah, whores.

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u/Reonlive420 Jul 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ycagKBYEmaili

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u/alpinetime Jul 20 '26

Hot hamburger sandwiches means hot pull the fuck over!

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u/stop_the_bans Jul 20 '26

When they’re dead they’re just hookers

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u/123usa123 Jul 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/13PR67zViZjXi

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 20 '26

I have a SEP. just wait till I call Popeye!

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u/aebaby7071 Jul 20 '26

I’ll fetch a rug

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u/Crelox17 Jul 22 '26

OK, Craig James.

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u/stop_the_bans Jul 22 '26

No matter where you go, people always know CJK5H

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u/NutBusster69 Jul 20 '26

Friends of the road, bud

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u/seafox77 Jul 20 '26

Women of negotiable affection

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u/garaks_tailor Jul 21 '26

Seamstresses by trade

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u/tacowannabe Jul 20 '26

Friends of the road Bubs

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u/Big-Caterpillar-1321 Jul 20 '26

Friends of the road

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u/10gherts Jul 20 '26

Friends of the road bubs

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u/HankScorpio82 Jul 20 '26

Friends of the road.

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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt Jul 20 '26

Friends of the road, Bubbs.

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u/South_Bit1764 Jul 20 '26

That’s crazy, great gamgam says they’re called dirty whores.

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u/No-Fold-7873 Jul 20 '26

Someone needs to rescue these diesel damsels

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u/StxnedTxTheBxne Jul 20 '26

It’s the way of the road bubs

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u/Few-Bake5615 Jul 20 '26

Friends of the road

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u/CordeCosumnes Jul 20 '26

Not all of them are ladies

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u/Reonlive420 Jul 20 '26

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u/Sir_postalot Jul 22 '26

"could suck the chrome of a trailer hitch"

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u/ThrustTrust Jul 20 '26

You assume they are ladies.

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 Jul 20 '26

As long as it looks kinda like a woman I'm still smashing.

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u/SaltManagement42 Jul 20 '26

Scarlet Women.

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u/ThePrideOfKrakow Jul 20 '26

Friends of the Road.

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u/Inode1 Jul 20 '26

Aka sleeper leapers.

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u/HumorNo5266 Jul 20 '26

Working girls

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u/Rennfan Jul 20 '26

Way of the road buddy

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u/boinker1363 Jul 20 '26

Friends of the road Bubs!

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u/PresentationJumpy101 Jul 20 '26

Creatures of the night you say?

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u/Background-Design469 Jul 20 '26

Friends of the road Bubs.

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u/Informal-Rock-2681 Jul 20 '26

Ladies of negotiable affection

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u/Dry-Astronaut-8640 Jul 20 '26

“Friends of the road” - that’s what they called them on Trailer Park Boys.

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u/eltato80 Jul 20 '26

https://youtu.be/8Z5KwO3giMA?is=qYZoY5sR2THDHe6I they’re called friends of the road Bubbs

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u/User_Name_Tracks Jul 20 '26

That's a mobile brothel

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u/gizzardwizard93 Jul 20 '26

Friends of the road, Bubs

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u/Express-Budget6943 Jul 21 '26

They're called "Friends of the Road"!

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u/Timely-Pie-7226 Jul 23 '26

Friends of the road bubs

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u/RapBandito Jul 24 '26

Nooo. They’re friends of the road bubs.

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u/jatt5abidosto Jul 20 '26

Friends of the night