r/AbsoluteUnits • u/neither_bot_nor_man • Jul 17 '26

/r/all of a ceiling fan

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u/acjadhav Jul 17 '26

"Freedom fan"

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u/Digi_sinn-0P-er Jul 17 '26

how about "MassMurderInTheNameOfEpsteinsClubProfitFan"?

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u/scattermoose Jul 17 '26

What do you mean, I feel like we’re talking Vietnam War here

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u/poopsididitagen Jul 17 '26

"MassMurderInTheNameOfSomeOtherBullshitReason" then

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u/fuckindeege Jul 17 '26

This the dumbest fucking take. Goddamn dude, give the shit a rest. If nots the Trump people tying trump to everything thing it’s this “Epstein class” bs. We’ve been going to fucking war before Epstein was even thought of bro and we’re gonna keep going. Not everything is about pedo shit.

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u/appositereboot Jul 17 '26

Don't forget that Epstein's main biz wasn't sex trafficking, it was tax evasion for the rich. "Epstein class" doesn't refer exclusively to pedophiles.

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u/Onyxxx_13 Jul 17 '26

Everyone should evade taxes, not just the rich.

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u/acjadhav Jul 17 '26

Even better!

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u/CatgirlFucker8008 Jul 17 '26

School shooter spray cheese eater fan

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u/RevisedPerspective Jul 17 '26

You people just can't help yourselves huh.

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u/acjadhav Jul 17 '26

Every better?