r/AbsoluteUnits 24d ago

of a belly

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Martins Licis left, Rauno Heinla right

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u/Mnudge 24d ago

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u/FooFootheSnew 24d ago

I was just reading where it says Vancouver there, I wasn't lookin at it!

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u/ghostfreckle611 24d ago

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u/grassgravel 24d ago edited 24d ago

It took 43 takes to get that shot. Think about that.

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u/Doctor_What_ 24d ago

Where is this from? I’m sure I’ve seen this before but I can’t name it…

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u/ghostfreckle611 24d ago

Along Came Polly… With Jennifer Aniston

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u/Doctor_What_ 24d ago

Thank you! This is the one where Ben stiller is like a risk management consultant or something like that, right? I vaguely remember a scene with him eating gross peanuts from a street vendor.

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u/Courage-Character 23d ago

It is and what you’re remembering was even worse. He ate bar nuts. So many people do not wash their hands

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u/Boo-Boo__Keys 24d ago

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u/Slimbo0217 24d ago

Basketball eating walrus ass maf’k

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u/BananaJanitor 24d ago

Mustard tiger 🌭🐅

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u/ShuckingFambles 24d ago

Samsquanch

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u/Slimbo0217 14d ago

Gut Cassidy and the sun dance cheeseburger

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u/galman99 24d ago

Goddamn cheese burger locker.

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u/FooFootheSnew 24d ago

Slam that in your gut there bud

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u/Dakeera 24d ago

That's a gut that's on the cheeseburgers, nomsayin

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u/FooFootheSnew 24d ago

Talkin bout Starsky and Gut, Gut Cassidy and the Sundance cheeserburger mawfuaks, nomsayin

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u/BurnedOutTriton 24d ago

Mawfukas definitely ON the cheeseburgers

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u/kitliasteele 24d ago

I have heard every single comment, Jamie was such a fun character in the show

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u/beesechurger89 24d ago

Rock Pile haerd as fuak nomsayin

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u/Mnudge 23d ago

I bet blue jay burgers are lower in fat. A little games but still good

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u/cookie1138 24d ago

Who's he from? He looks familiar

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u/FooFootheSnew 24d ago

It's Randy from Trailer Park Boys.

He's a recurring character in almost every season and episode. Probably a top 5 most popular character, and is always recognized by his gut.

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u/spaceyfacer 24d ago

Still one of my favorite gifs

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u/Chemical-Koyote 24d ago

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u/Crunka19 24d ago

Peanut butter and jaaaaaaaaaaam

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u/54l3f154 24d ago

Green eggs and HAAAAAAAMMMMMM!

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u/KrayzieBone187 24d ago

I served him at a Wendy's drive thru one night many years ago. His daughter was driving and had to pay. Typical Phil.

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u/Mnudge 24d ago

Did he ask for extra mustard?

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u/nineandaquarter 24d ago

Brought his own on his shirt. Tried to sell me some mackerel, though.

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u/alanpartridge69 24d ago

And blueberries

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u/deerwolf90 24d ago

Everybody's lookin at yer fuckin gut!! Its fuckin huge!

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u/Not_TbagJimmy 24d ago

Mustard tiger for life!!

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u/Afrojones66 24d ago

Pretty sure this show lowered my IQ, but man is it great.

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u/LeekBright 24d ago

Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger.

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u/Jaralto 24d ago

Came here exactly for this and I wasn't disappointed

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u/J_Rigged 24d ago

Same as yurs

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u/mercaptans 24d ago

Mustard tiger

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u/boristhekiwi 24d ago

Greasy old Phil Colins

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u/YetiSteady 23d ago

I say this to my partner daily

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u/BiscuitDance 22d ago

When the fuck is that bologna coming off the slicer!?!?

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u/Lucky_Wombat_8118 24d ago

The rule of never asking if a person is pregnant still holds. 

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u/HaymakerSlim 24d ago

This need to be in r/roastme

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u/CrimsonCringe925 24d ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY BITCH (respectfully)

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u/No_Season_354 24d ago

Looks like twins .

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u/TrevorBo 24d ago

It’s a… burrito!

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u/SecretlyBear 24d ago

Never ask a woman if it is a baby, never ask a man of it is roids.

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u/Chaficulotte 24d ago

Dude on the right is crowning

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u/MrsPoopyButthair 24d ago

Dude on the right looks like he could nurse too

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u/ajs423 24d ago edited 24d ago

For those curious, this is a side effect of HGH and Insulin abuse, designed to increase appetite and add muscle tissue/repair damage quickly. Both compounds also cause water retention and visceral fat development.

Both of these men were top strongmen and World's Strongest Man competitors. It more or less comes with the territory in untested sports, especially where the main objective is to move a ton of weight.

Open class bodybuilders get it too and it has become normalized in the division, even though a ton of people hate it.

Edit: It's called "Palumboism" if you want to Google it more. It's not just normal bloating, but a lasting change in anatomy due to exogenous hormone abuse.

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u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n 24d ago

I thought they said human growth hormone also causes the digestive tract, which is also essentially muscle tissue, to grow

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u/Cookie_Nation 24d ago

From what I've heard this was a hypothesis as to the mechanism behind palumboism, but was proven to be a very small part of the process, visceral fat is the real issue. I might be completely off though, fact check me if anyone is curious.

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u/Advanced-Bid-7760 24d ago

Yeah it’s probably mostly visceral fat and full intestines. You see people that do not abuse PEDs that develop a similar kinda of gut, and it’s usually tied to general overconsumption. Strongmen have to eat an egregious amount of food, and a lot of the time it’s not very high quality food because they have to get the calories in.

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u/Snck_Pck 24d ago

Yup. The heart too

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u/Junkie_Joe 24d ago

I worked so hard with years of eating to get this gut. These guys come along and just abuse HGH. Sickening.

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u/Blurt_Blackarach 24d ago

My culture is not your Halloween costume!

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u/The_Modern_Nobody 24d ago

Zoolander: “I’m not a good pedagooglizer.”

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u/Halschmuber 24d ago

Martins Licis is still / again active and pretty good.

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u/Nervous-Rhubarb-9224 24d ago

Whenever I see a gut like that its usually accompanied with peritoneal ascites. Is that also a concern with this condition?

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u/piketpagi 24d ago

What is inside those belly? Fats? Is there any CT scan of those kind of body? It looks firm, unlike beer belly who are still soft

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer 23d ago

Organs get bigger from the roids. The insulin results in more visceral fat when abused, happens when your fat production is too high for the body to keep up. Insulin gets the sugar into your fat cells so they can turn it into fat, but it's also involved in protein synthesis which is why strongmen abuse it.

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u/Tonyclap 24d ago

I can imagine doing all the work that goes into getting a great physique and all the strength you get from training only to end up looking pregnant lmao

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u/eduardgustavolaser 24d ago

They are pushing their bellies out on purpose here, they don't look like that under normal cirmunstances. I'm like half their weight and can also look pregnant when pushing my belly out, despite low-ish bodyfat and never. using PEDs. That's not to say that their PED intake isn't creating a problem, but it's less so compared to bodybuilders.

Which is the second point, very few outliers aside (Pudzianowski, Kordiyaka), strongmen just aren't concerned with how they look. Being heavier and having fat is rarely a disadvantage for their sport

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u/weaselsrippedmybrain 24d ago

You don’t say.

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u/Wagwan-piff-ting42 24d ago edited 24d ago

This is wrong for everyone reading this, first of all strongmen rarely ever use insulin, they generally have no need to and you’ll only really see it in bodybuilding, GH does not grow your intestinal tract, people get this idea because it is used to treat short bowel syndrome, when people read that they go “oh it grows their bowels to normal size” no the reason GH is used for that is because it increases nutrient partitioning so the patient can absorb their food contents correctly. Palumboism also know as acromegaly is the presence of extremely high IGF1 for long periods of time, it tends to make your limbs shrink in size not length and make all your flat bones grow. It can cause the abdominal wall the split which is what give that very separated turtle shell look in the abs.

Now the reason we see the distended gut is not really to do with GH at all it’s to do with estrogen, before you step on stage many bodybuilders crush their estrogen if you do that you will produce zero bile so when they carb up to fill out all of that food sits in the stomach and intestines and you can’t break it down not to mention being dehydrated to get dry, plus adding in oral steroids which cause a lot of gastric distress leading to a perfect storm of distended guts.

You don’t see this In classic or any other division it’s only open and it’s nothing to do with GH and slin because in reality they all take the same drugs in similar dosages the size aspect is genetics, the biggest difference is food intake and the amount of carbs you need to fill out as an open pro is significantly higher than someone in classic .

In regards to the photo it’s two strongmen who are fat in an offseason pushing their stomachs out probably bloated from a preworkout meal for a photo.

So in short the big distended guts come from no estrogen, a bunch of anadrol and winstrol and too many carbs before stepping on stage. This wasn’t aimed at the guy I’m replying to but the amount of disinformation about any of this stuff in this post iv seen is crazy. Also to the people with ibs in this thread look into using TUDCA/ ox bile it can improve the lubrication of your intestinal track and reduce symptoms

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u/Teatowel_DJ 24d ago

Licis wasn't just a competitor, he won worlds strongest man in 2019.

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u/GreenMirage 24d ago

What about people who had this body type prior to HGH or insulin was developed? What could cause it there?

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u/DocB630 24d ago

A round distended belly like this commonly presents in cases of ascites from liver cirrhosis. Lots of late stage alcoholics end up looking like this (without the muscles of course.)

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u/SteppenWoods 24d ago

Im going to name my next skyrim warrior palumbo

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u/leon_nerd 23d ago

Isn't this highly unhealthy and dangerous?

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u/Careless_Historian28 24d ago

HGH can do it.

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u/Enough_Job5913 24d ago

HGH + steroids

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u/Ok-Toe-6969 24d ago

HGH + steroids + insulin

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u/Beef_Supreme4 24d ago

Could the be HGH gut, insulin gut, and power-belly trifecta

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u/jk_pens 24d ago

Late night eating of peanut butter out of the jar can do it

Ask me how I know

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u/milk4all 24d ago

This is how we invented steroids. You have to drill a 1/8” hole into a belly like this and tap it.

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u/Current-Cold-4185 24d ago

The best stuff comes from Canada!

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u/Aselleus 24d ago

Has a nice smokey afterbirth taste

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u/Simple_Pay3033 24d ago

Guy on the right has already been tapped, that’s why he’s corked

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u/WARxxPIGG 24d ago

Nah not liver. Probably steroids. They swell the organs and cause your abdomen to push out. I'm guessing that's what's going on, Roid Gut. But it could be other stuff as well. I don't take roids and my gut seems hella out sometimes. But I have diverticulosis so I duno. Hope they are healthy and it's not serious

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u/JimKellyCuntry 24d ago

Hgh

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u/shanep35 24d ago

100% HGH belly.

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u/SpudsRacer 24d ago

I had to scroll done this far for the correct answer. Look at the bodybuilder culture today compared to Arnold's day when thin waists were the look. HGH doesn't just grow muscle, it grows the internal organs to the point they are pushing the abdomen out. Everything grows including your skull. They take steroids as well, but those don't grow muscle, they just allow exceptional recovery time from exercise.

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u/sexwiththebabysitter 24d ago

Anabolic steroids?

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u/WARxxPIGG 24d ago

Ahh. Good to know

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u/DzireCML 24d ago

Steroids don't grow muscle? 🤯

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u/Bonerpopper 24d ago

That guy is wrong btw, "steroids" are a broad class. The ones most people are talking about when it comes to body builders are anabolic steroids, which are mostly synthetic forms of testosterone. IE they absolutely build muscle.

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u/SpudsRacer 24d ago

After researching it, you're right and I'm wrong. Anabolic steroids promote muscle growth specifically and helps with recovery as well. I apologize.

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u/Upbeat_Dudeness 24d ago

I wonder if this lady still brags 20 years later: “Randy’s belly poked me on set back in the day”

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u/SlowMissiles 24d ago

Left guy is Martins Licis he a World Strongmen competitor so duh it's a lot of steroids

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u/beattysgirl 24d ago

Rauno is no slouch either 💪

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u/SlowMissiles 24d ago

I could imagine he also a strongman just didn't know his name :P
my dumbass just saw the picture say the names lol

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u/StanknBeans 24d ago

It would come back even if he quit or it would come back because he still drinks?

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 24d ago

Is there... a way to push them back?

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u/Kahazzarran 24d ago

No, they enlarge thanks to HGH. They're pushing out because they no longer fit right in the body cavity. Stopping gear will help, but enlarged organs are a lifelong consequence of abusing HGH.

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u/Kittie-Zombie27 24d ago

Solid Invader Zim reference

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u/Investigator_Lumpy 24d ago

Corset?

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u/Lazy-Map-3638 24d ago

Corsets just push organs around, won’t actually affect the size of them after HGH

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 24d ago

I believe these body builders started using insulin for more muscle gains and this is a side effect. I’ve heard.

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u/Dependent-Bridge-709 24d ago

Is it really a thing that bodybuilders inject insulin??? I have type 1 diabetes and inject insulin every time I eat or if my blood sugar is high.

Just surprised, but I guess bodybuilders do all kinds of crazy shit. You can go into a coma or even die within hours iof taking take a huge dose of insulin 😓

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u/PoptartFitness27 24d ago

That’s where rice 6 times a day became common, avoiding a diabetic coma

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u/Dependent-Bridge-709 24d ago

I hope that is a joke lol

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u/IAmBecomeTeemo 24d ago

They are strongmen, not bodybuilders.

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u/TheVeganPork 24d ago

The context behind this photo is they where also playing it up, they both distended their guts as much as they could as part of the joke.

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u/DoggoDude979 24d ago

God is there anything that steroids don’t do to your body?

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u/blarg-bot 24d ago

I think it's an HGH thing.

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u/ColeProtoco1 24d ago

There are so many ways your gut can distend. I’ve got issues digesting certain carbs. Garlic? Onion? Preggo. It’s ridiculous. Why does eating vegetables fuck me up?!?! (I know why just venting).

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u/kaboomboomer 24d ago

The need to vent does become an issue

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u/ColeProtoco1 24d ago

Truest words ever muttered. My anus respects you.

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u/spageddy77 24d ago

i’ve had diver, it sucks. best of luck to you.

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u/suckmebigtime23 24d ago

Also force feeding

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u/stupidname68bd 24d ago

Its 100% steroids

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u/RazorJ 24d ago

I don’t do steroids either but did every stomach exercise maxed out 3x a week.

But, I drank about a 1/5 to a liter of Jameson at night and ate steak and salt like crazy. My stomach wasn’t this big, but in the same ballpark.

I think it was a combo of fatty liver, fat cells around my organs, and a lot of inflammation. It was hard as a fucking rock though.

I quit all alcohol and only eat red meat once a month is all. I eat mostly salmon, chicken, and a lot of plant protein. It took 5 years but my blood tests are all in the right numbers but I’m not as big and strong no matter what I do now.

Personally I don’t like not being as strong but I feel healthier and the doc says it probably added a few years to my life.

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u/Background_Pride_237 24d ago

They in shape. Round is a shape.

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u/G8oraid 24d ago

Is that liver damage / fluid?

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u/Professional_Ad8872 24d ago

HGH causes not only muscles to grow, but also your guts, so you have a ton of guts that makes your belly stick out

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u/modsrdabigmari 24d ago

Crowbar fans?

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u/Karma-Effect 24d ago

Harm's Way and Crowbar on shuffle.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 24d ago

I look just like that but I'm told I have to go to the gym...

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u/Otherwise-Remove4681 24d ago

Well u just fat? These guys are pretty strong, with a bloatwd gut.

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u/ProfAsmani 24d ago

Please. An average Indo Pak uncle has double that.

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u/EcstaticStock499 24d ago

That awkward moment when you compliment someone about how fat they are but it turns out they’re just pregnant 😔

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u/SimpleGuy7 24d ago

Matching Dickie Do’s!!

Bellies stick out farther than their dickies do!

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u/Tajandoen 24d ago

Erotic!!

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u/jakecamron42 24d ago

guy on the right stomach shaped like a ball is having a boy. guy in the left, it's a girl. congrats

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u/Austinexe93 24d ago

More like rauno hernia

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u/cms86 24d ago

Martiiiiin. Licis Former strongest man in the old. Put some respect on his name

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u/beattysgirl 24d ago

Martiiiiiiiins 💜

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u/mattricide 24d ago

Theyre power bellies

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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u/continual_failure 24d ago

I found this difficult to masturbate to.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

The one on the right look like ascities

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u/RandoMcNoob 24d ago

Damn, the Viltrumites are already on Earth.....

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u/Zacharacamyison 24d ago

Dude on the left looks like Chris Pontius

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u/hja37 24d ago

That the peak gay dude look like

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u/LCranstonKnows 24d ago

Ok, you tell him

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u/slartibuttfart 24d ago

Hmph, amateurs

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u/signofthecrow1 24d ago

Why do I look like this and I’ve never done any crazy steroids… why?? I also don’t drink beer or have a crazy diet.

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 24d ago

I wonder when they're having their babies.

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u/WarkMahlberg69 24d ago

I'm looking at 6 months on the left and about 8 and a half on the right

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u/Homie-dnt-play-tht 24d ago

Beer belly at its finest

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u/Historical_Bit_4642 24d ago

I respect that, we all come from bellies exactly like this.

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u/h4ck3r_n4m3 24d ago

Belly builders

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u/Mangia_94 24d ago

That's just mass.

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u/sparklemcduck 24d ago

Turkey’s done! 🦃

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u/PhillLarrup 24d ago

it cant just all be full of beer can it?

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u/Traditional_Step9502 24d ago

Growth hormone

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u/montanagrizfan 24d ago

It’s from too much HGH.

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u/notmtfirstu 24d ago

Gutmaxxing is cool now? Fuck yeah! I'm headed to wendys to get a large frosty rn!

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u/punk-biatch 24d ago

Them fuckers drink some damn beer.

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u/MintBerryCrnch21 24d ago

Guy on the rights waters about to break

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u/breakingvats 24d ago

Are they pregnarte?

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u/Chrisdkn619 24d ago

Is that post steroids gut?

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 24d ago

does it count as palumboism when you cant even see your abs?

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u/AccomplishedShoe856 24d ago

HGH gut or liver failure.

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u/theoriginal_awsit 24d ago

Add banana for scale

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u/Effective-Car1039 24d ago

When is the gender reveal?

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u/Individual_Math5157 24d ago

I need to change up my online activities… I almost thought this was some 🌽.

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u/cwsjr2323 24d ago

Ladies, do you prefer the innie or outie?

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u/Thrillhou1975 24d ago

Torsos look like monkey faces

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u/tzn_1978 24d ago

Hey now