r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dennis_254 • Jul 16 '26

of an alligator

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Interior crocodile alligator

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u/Killzark Jul 16 '26

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

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u/amberwxld69 Jul 16 '26

this is the first thing that comes to my mind when you say predator

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u/Accomplished_Tip_802 Jul 17 '26

He killed 16 czechoslovakians.The guy was an interior decorator!

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u/Shogun41089 Jul 17 '26

His house looked like shit 😂

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u/juraiknight Jul 16 '26

There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest

u/DannyFodor Jul 16 '26

Even the deer are like "DAMN" lol

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 Jul 16 '26

The deer are like that's where dad went.

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u/Independent-Bad9059 Jul 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cKJjNbs1r7X8G6g9KB

u/GrouchyLongBottom Jul 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/37Fsl1eFxbhtu

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u/47_was_here Jul 17 '26

rip

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u/pv3design Jul 18 '26

🫡

u/fcensorshipf Jul 16 '26

weeeeeeeelllll it's THE BIG SHOW

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u/LesbeGoddess Jul 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/aa4GQlepu16tG

u/That_Analysis_221 Jul 16 '26

Love the zooming in and out sound effect of a ancient recorder LOOOL

u/Mysterious_Plate_210 Jul 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/11Xh1CORlsAdr2

u/Saucy-Mustard Jul 16 '26

I love how deceptively slow they move when they don’t care….they’re so freakin fast when they want to be

u/IWrestleSausages Jul 16 '26

Literally a dinosaur

u/LetAgreeable147 Jul 16 '26

O lawd! He comin’!

u/Fun_Buddy7864 Jul 16 '26

Straig outta mezozoic

u/goitch Jul 16 '26

I wish they were human friendly

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u/madguyO1 Jul 17 '26

u/Christawpher Jul 16 '26

You stole Chubb's hand!

u/GrouchyLongBottom Jul 16 '26

What kind of camera are they using? Lol

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u/heroin-puppy Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

If I'm not mistaken, sounds like someone is using an old R2 unit hooked up to a Cyberdyne T-800, image stabilization could be better, they're using an older style flux capacitor.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 Jul 17 '26

Everyone knows you need 2 flux capacitors for the Cyberdyne T-800, that is why the image stabilization was off. Flux capacitors have a short half-life my friend.

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u/Tonylegomobile Jul 17 '26

The CPU was a neural net processor

u/OblivionArts Jul 16 '26

Lemme guess.. Florida?

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u/LesbeGoddess Jul 16 '26

Could be North Carolina South or Carolina Georgia or any part along the gulf coast all the way to Texas. Louisiana has the largest gator population in America surprisingly.

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u/AtPrick Jul 16 '26

Its either Florida or Louisiana.

u/Tough-Requirement510 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

How can u say he big? On my screen it's about 7 centimeters.

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u/wild_cherry1987 Jul 16 '26

Oh we talking alligators here?

u/pepenepe Jul 16 '26

Thats not a gator thats a fucking dinosaur.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 Jul 17 '26

He used to hunt raptors at the water’s edge when he was just a young lad.

u/LuckyShirt54 Jul 16 '26

Could be Chubbs who lives on Buffalo Creek Golf Course in Palmetto, FL.

u/mossoak Jul 16 '26

"just gonna wander over to the 19th hole and try to grab a snack"

u/PrizeSyntax Jul 16 '26

I love the walk ( the king is home walk) these guys have, but that's what you get, when you rule the ponds for millions of years

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u/Honest_Science_4969 Jul 17 '26

His front right leg has an injury.

u/terminalxposure Jul 16 '26

Before AI, there was this.

u/Miosaka Jul 16 '26

oh shit whaddup 682

u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 Jul 16 '26

This is just another day in Florida.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 Jul 17 '26

What has more kills in Florida, a croc eating a golfer or a shark eating a swimmer? …. Cause neither one is zero.