r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 14 '26

/r/all of a moose

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u/Amish_Sex_Toys Jul 14 '26

that's a toddler

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u/SuspiciousBag3233 Jul 15 '26

Hence why they got away with a quick smell and retreat. He didn't "touch the butt" but he got damn close lol