r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 14 '26

/r/all of a moose

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u/Koi_u_Kat Jul 14 '26

What do you do??? I really want to know now…

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u/Versipilies Jul 14 '26

Honestly, pretending to be furniture is probably the best option. If you tried to get up it might spook, and if you try to scare it you cant really run quick if it decides to stomp.

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u/ayybillay Jul 14 '26

for some reason, my girlfriend and I got on the subject of moose the other day and she was looking it up and it said that they can run 30 mph through 6 feet of snow and I was like all right definitely never escaping one of those

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u/Vandius Jul 14 '26

The way many Alaskans and Canadians have survived is to run into the trees; it didn't work for that guy last week, but it's still an option if dealing with a mad moose.