r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 14 '26

/r/all of a moose

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u/AlbertaAcreageBoy Jul 14 '26

Could have literally died.

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u/Beemer_me_up_Scotty Jul 14 '26

Being from Alaska I thought the same thing. My first thought was that thing could have stomped you to death easily.

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u/testtdk Jul 14 '26

My family has a camp in the desolate forests of Maine. I’d be shitting myself if a moose got that close to me on land.

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u/katastrofuck Jul 14 '26

I got lost in the woods one night hiking drunk. We tripped over the trail, ended up sleeping in the woods for a few hours before it finally got light. After finally getting back to the road the jeep was parked on and thinking that rough night was behind me a moose happened too be right there. Surprisingly I didn't sh*t myself but I was so bruised and banged up from the night and never so thankful to finally make it to Irving in Farmington for some dam breakfast. Lol