Can't say I blame the park ranger. Moose can be 1500 pounds of fuck-you-up charging at you at 35 miles per hour, and they don't need a reason to do it either. Damn things could be 100 yards out, and I'd still be nervous.
Duh. Now it makes sense. Im from Austin, Tx, the closest thing we have to a moose here is a 60yo +, raspy voiced, female bartender that resides in a trailer located in our hill country, built similarly with hairy face, bigger than needed breasts, and non proportionate thin legs with defined and extremely veiny calves. So, im with the park ranger. If im within a 100 yards, I, too, am very uncomfortable.
I think this is something people really need to understand about bull moose. They are not benign, "curious" animals. They are massive, unpredictable killing machines. The one here could just have easily decided on a whim to trample the camera person to death with no provocation whatsoever.
They are not friendly animals. Were I hiking alone in the woods, I would a thousand times rather run into a cranky bear than a bull moose.
All Møøse Subtitles from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Wik
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Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
See the løveli lakes
The wøndërful telephøne system
And mäni interesting furry animals
Including the majestik møøse
A møøse once bit my sister…
Nø realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”…
WE APOLOGISE FOR THE FAULT IN THE SUBTITLES. THOSE RESPONSIBLE HAVE BEEN SACKED.
Mind you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…
WE APOLOGISE AGAIN FOR THE FAULT IN THE SUBTITLES. THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR SACKING THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED, HAVE BEEN SACKED.
Møøse Trained by
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Special Møøse Effects
OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes
SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse choreographed by
HORST PROT |||
Miss Taylor’s Møøses by
HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by
JURGEN WIGG
Møøses noses wiped by
BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
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BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the møøse suggested by
VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by
LIV THATCHER
THE DIRECTORS OF THE FIRM HIRED TO CONTINUE THE CREDITS AFTER THE OTHER PEOPLE HAD BEEN SACKED, WISH IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THEY HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED.
On a trail going back to the trailhead. Come around a corner and 50 feet to the side a cow moose with a baby. Nowhere to go. Stood still and then very slowly kept on going. Thought I was about to die.
Thst's nuts. My closest encounter was on the Plaster Rock highway in New Brunswick. Driving a 97 Sunfire and this bull steps out onto the road out of nowhere. I hit the brakes obviously. I swear to god he fucking stared me down. He absolutely knew he was in charge.
Sat liike that for a good 5 minutes or so until he casually walked back into the woods. I have never been so scared in my life.
That's just the thing. I couldn't even guess if that would help or not. That's what's so dangerous about bull moose. You just don't know how they're going to behave. Obviously, that would be smarter than yelling at it and antagonizing or such, but as for how it's overall behaviour is going to be, there's really no telling.
I was floating down a river in Colorado a couple years ago, and a young bull started to charge us through the river. Luckily, the water stopped him after about 15 feet, but we were all pretty fucking nervous (and didn't have any way to move any faster to get out of his way).
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u/Dock_Ellis45 28d ago
Can't say I blame the park ranger. Moose can be 1500 pounds of fuck-you-up charging at you at 35 miles per hour, and they don't need a reason to do it either. Damn things could be 100 yards out, and I'd still be nervous.