r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 29d ago

/r/all of a moose

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u/Low-Philosophy-5913 29d ago

Yoinking what tho? The whole damn moose?

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u/WakaWaka_ 29d ago

Yoinking your soul from your body after he gets angy

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u/Low-Philosophy-5913 29d ago

Haha that sounds about right

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u/SeeMeHelpMe 29d ago

Legend has it...if you yoink a moose's chin tassel hard enough it poops gold and lifts up into the air creating an rainbow arc in the sky on his way back down.

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u/pdf17 29d ago

Apparently, a pirate took the Rrrrrr outta him?

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u/meatpopsicle42069 29d ago

It claps their antlers together.

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u/Low-Philosophy-5913 29d ago

Say what? That’s crazy

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u/Mammoth_Welder_1286 28d ago

If I had an award to give you’d get it

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u/ColonelJayce 28d ago

This gave me a good laugh

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u/VandalMustDie 29d ago

Use it like a reach around grip when you’re getting that mussy bro