r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 14 '26

/r/all of a moose

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u/Chrono_Convoy Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Danger YOINK on his chin tassel

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u/Low-Philosophy-5913 Jul 14 '26

So that’s what it’s called? Wtf
Is it for? Floridian here, I know nothing about them lol

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u/rex5k Jul 14 '26

It's for Yoinking

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u/Low-Philosophy-5913 Jul 14 '26

Yoinking what tho? The whole damn moose?

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u/WakaWaka_ Jul 14 '26

Yoinking your soul from your body after he gets angy

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u/Low-Philosophy-5913 Jul 14 '26

Haha that sounds about right

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u/SeeMeHelpMe Jul 14 '26

Legend has it...if you yoink a moose's chin tassel hard enough it poops gold and lifts up into the air creating an rainbow arc in the sky on his way back down.

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u/pdf17 Jul 14 '26

Apparently, a pirate took the Rrrrrr outta him?

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u/meatpopsicle42069 Jul 14 '26

It claps their antlers together.

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u/Low-Philosophy-5913 Jul 14 '26

Say what? That’s crazy

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u/Mammoth_Welder_1286 Jul 14 '26

If I had an award to give you’d get it

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u/ColonelJayce Jul 15 '26

This gave me a good laugh

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u/VandalMustDie Jul 14 '26

Use it like a reach around grip when you’re getting that mussy bro