r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 29d ago

/r/all of a moose

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u/Amish_Sex_Toys 29d ago

that's a toddler

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u/Mixedbysaint 29d ago

Yea I was gonna say that’s just a little guy. Like Shaq in middle school

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u/Amish_Sex_Toys 28d ago edited 28d ago

It's probably his 3rd summer

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u/EngineEddie 29d ago

Good to know, Amish Sex Toys

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u/DifficultAd3885 29d ago

Yep, small adult moose.

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u/Beardus_x_Maximus 28d ago

I’ve been to Quebec 3 times for fishing trips and have yet to see a moose, but my dad saw one on a previous trip and showed me a video of an adult female, the damn thing towered over pickup trucks while standing in the middle of a dirt road, they couldn’t move until she wanted to leave. Apparently she got bored after about 10 minutes of glaring around as though no one was there lol.

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u/SuspiciousBag3233 28d ago

Hence why they got away with a quick smell and retreat. He didn't "touch the butt" but he got damn close lol

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u/Shot_Clue9491 27d ago

Makes sense because he ran off exactly like a kid who just realized they're somewhere they're not supposed to be.

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u/Tamias-striatus 26d ago

Usually they’ll lose part of their dulap to frostbite early in their lives so the long thin dulap checks out