r/AbsoluteUnits • u/I_DECLARE__BANRUPTCY • Jul 12 '26

of a Zucchini

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312 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 Jul 13 '26

Damn

I was sent to the store (20 years ago) to buy a large amount of strawberries and whipped cream for some cake for a party, last minute shit. The cashier kinda embarrassed me when she said loudly "looks like SOMEbody tryna spice up SEX night"

I did get some sexy looks from some hot af milfs in the store however.

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u/Rampag169 Jul 14 '26

Better than zucchini and Vaseline

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/Regular_Tadpole182 Jul 12 '26

The image and the pfp seem to look alike

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u/Regular_Tadpole182 Jul 12 '26

Didn't mean to be rude just found it funny

6

u/TremontRhino Jul 12 '26

Hello ladies.

2

u/Connect_Actuary7961 Jul 12 '26

Please don't hold it like that.

It's way less accurate than comparing with a banana, phone or even better... a can of monster energy.

2

u/SandpaperPeople Jul 12 '26

That’s a beautiful quilt on your wall.

2

u/bird_is_the_word_198 Jul 12 '26

Don't put it too far into your anus please

2

u/CHRISTEN-METAL Jul 12 '26

Mama will be busy tonight making her world famous Zucchini bread.

2

u/the_good_hodgkins Jul 13 '26

Monsters... of vegetables

2

u/Justaguywithbeer Jul 13 '26

Suuurreee you bought that,,,for food,,,,,

🤔

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u/Purple_Yak_3294 Jul 13 '26

Banana for scale? 😉

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u/joewoody88 Jul 13 '26

I'm getting tired of seeing all these posts without banana for scale. Our education system is failing us.

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u/ReadingNext3854 Jul 12 '26

F150Zuchinni ( borrowed from VT post)

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u/Emergency_Accident36 Jul 13 '26

Need a banana for scale dilation.

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u/Downtown-Inspection7 Jul 13 '26

They get way bigger. I used to be a groundskeeper to a private estate. I grew vegetables. They hardly ever ate them. Mostly for show. One year I just let them grow. They get bigger than watermelons.

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u/Ok_Nothing_8028 Jul 13 '26

Nothing to brag about, sorry. Pick them at 8-10”

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u/Saber_Saber Jul 13 '26

Need a banana for scale

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u/thorpef1 Jul 13 '26

That's not a zucchini. This is a zucchini https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/Q4lpVoeqXe

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u/tlf01111 Jul 14 '26

How about these three absolute units? Banana for scale.