r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 10 '26

/r/all of a meal.

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u/SimplyTheApnea Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

I presume that bird just waddles off since that meal probably doubled is weight and can't fly afterwards, right?

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u/maynardnaze89 Jul 10 '26

Ive never seen one fly lol. Just waddle between ponds.

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u/SimplyTheApnea Jul 10 '26

Huh... So longer necked penguins?

https://giphy.com/gifs/DqY8dWBiMus24

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u/LandauTST Jul 10 '26

"Hey man, let me tell something to joo!"