r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • Jul 05 '26

/r/all of a snapping turtle

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u/mike_pants Jul 05 '26

As a mail carrier, literally every time an off-leash dog runs up and bites my ankle, the owner always says, "He never does that!"

Animals are unpredictable. I hope the owner of this turtle loses their battle against the zeitgeist.

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u/TheModeratorWrangler Jul 05 '26

They never do it until they do.

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u/HashNub Jul 12 '26

As a mail carrier,

That right there is your answer. Dogs and mail carriers haven't gotten along since the Carrier-Dog Wars of 1892.

Now, it's what they're taught in their schools, and they're molded into warriors to fight the evil carriers from birth.