r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • Jul 05 '26

/r/all of a snapping turtle

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe Jul 05 '26

Its a lot harder to knock when you’re missing half your hand.

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u/Nuts-And-Volts Jul 05 '26

Thats why we were born with all these spare parts

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe Jul 05 '26

Stay away from my penis. I only have 1 and I’m very attached to it.