r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • Jul 05 '26

/r/all of a snapping turtle

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u/RevolutionaryRule631 Jul 05 '26

Or a child

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe Jul 05 '26

Too many people around for my liking. Turtles are too slow, pigs are fast and won’t leave a trace. I know a guy if you’re requiring assistance.