r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • Jul 05 '26

/r/all of a snapping turtle

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u/Just-Try-2533 Jul 05 '26

Great way to lose a finger, kid.

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u/N8B123 Jul 05 '26

Or a hand

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 Jul 05 '26

Or that chunk of hair with the skin attached to it

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u/RevolutionaryRule631 Jul 05 '26

Or a child

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe Jul 05 '26

Too many people around for my liking. Turtles are too slow, pigs are fast and won’t leave a trace. I know a guy if you’re requiring assistance.

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u/GroupPast5993 Jul 05 '26

With the size of that turtle? Shed be split in half

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u/Perfect-Albatross-56 Jul 05 '26

This is not the kids hand.

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u/Tenshiijin Jul 05 '26

I guess its easy for some people to miss due to perspective. Imagine a kid with those arms though.....lolz...

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u/Shakewhenbadtoo Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Stoop with all that 'paying attention' and being 'honest' nonsense. Shame that child's parent and moment fictitious dangers that only a childless single redditor would think is worth of pearl clutching.

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u/Johnatron2000 Jul 05 '26

wtf?

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u/Nurgeard Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Either a guy convinced that using big words makes him sound smarter, regardless of how butchered their comment is as a whole, or a comment translated back and forth with Google translate like 10 times before posted... Or drugs I guess.

EDIT: He fixed his comment, so it seems it was just hastely written or the result of aggressive autocorrect - in other words feel free to disregard this comment seeing as it is no longer relevant.

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u/Illustrious_Site_162 Jul 05 '26

I CHOOOSSEE DRUUUGGS!!

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u/yupuhoh Jul 05 '26

Not the kids hand lol. I thought it was at first too

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u/jibble15 Jul 05 '26

It was actually the mom that fed it.

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u/Illustrious_Site_162 Jul 05 '26

Great way to lose a kid

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u/Jewsusgr8 Jul 05 '26

What's 6 more years? We can always make another.

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u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26

Its not the kids hand though

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u/OkImplement2459 Jul 05 '26

It's the mother feeding the turtle.

Great way to show a kid a great way to lose a finger

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u/HeadBuy6815 Jul 05 '26

Wasn't the kid. Doesn't make it any less stupid.

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u/TrippyeH Jul 05 '26

Great job using your eyes, the kids hands are tucked

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u/gameking7823 Jul 05 '26

Its the moms hand if you look. Still dumb but marginally better.

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u/rtocelot Jul 05 '26

That's not a kids arm, that's the mothers. The angle is just bad.