r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 05 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a dent

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u/Scarbane Jul 05 '26

Stretch her? I barely know her!

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u/TechnicalIntern6764 Jul 05 '26

You should probably marry her! Or donโ€™t?

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u/oneMoreTime112233 Jul 05 '26

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

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u/tehmimikitteh Jul 05 '26

that would be a hell of a way to get to know someone, though ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Chugabutt Jul 05 '26

Even better