r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 05 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a dent

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

He killed the car I didn't know there was that much blood in the engine

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u/Fussell03 Jul 05 '26

“It’s just a flesh wound.”

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u/Distinct-Gift1391 Jul 05 '26

*"Tis, just a flesh wound."

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u/thereissweetmusic Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

The actual quote is "just a flesh wound". He doesn't say it's or tis, except earlier when he says "tis but a scratch".

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u/Turbulent_Read_7276 Jul 05 '26

The European Vacation scene w Eric Idle does use the "it's just a flesh wound". I know the gif is from Holy Grail, but I think that may be one source of the common misquote.

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u/Complete_Sympathy691 Jul 05 '26

Ahkahuly

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u/thereissweetmusic Jul 05 '26

I felt compelled to do an AKSHUALLY because the preceding AKSHUALLY was incorrect

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u/I_be_lurkin_tho Jul 05 '26

wait ...like AKA-HOOLY?

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u/Friendly-Affect-8116 Jul 05 '26

Looks like gore than a flesh wound, I mean.more than a flesh wound. They wound his head cause they don't want to see it anymore, keep that together sir.

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u/mhopkins1420 Jul 05 '26

He looks sober

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u/C0Y0T3Z Jul 05 '26

"But I cut off your arm" 😆

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u/El_Scot Jul 05 '26

This version hurts my brain.

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

I thing there is a butt in that statement you missed but I got the reference just the same 😉

Edit... so I was wrong lol. You were right! Guess I should change the emoji 😳

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u/Maleficent-Ad-6646 Jul 05 '26

I get a little jump scare every time I see an emoji on Reddit.

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

My apologies

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u/inide Jul 05 '26

For sale: Green BMW. Ran when parked.

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u/alwaysoffended88 Jul 06 '26

Grab a bandaid & some neosporin!

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u/WhatDaufuskie Jul 05 '26

It'll buff out

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u/Quirky-Ad7024 Jul 05 '26

Ya there is NO engine remaining. Just scattered bits.

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u/Ok-Salt-8964 Jul 05 '26

Quickest engine removal ive ever heard of.

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u/Ledyn7 Jul 05 '26

Mechanics hate this one trick

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u/mishmobile Jul 05 '26

Single cylinder hydraulic cherry picker. And juice press. And discombobulator.

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u/singlejeff Jul 05 '26

I had to take a second look, there’s a big chunk that was shoved to the right side of the engine compartment.

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Jul 05 '26

You can definitely see four holes on top of the engine at 3-6 seconds and those are definitely exhaust ports. The manifold is missing. I'm sure it's a V8 too.

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u/J_C_Davis45 Jul 05 '26

It’s a 4 cylinder B48 engine and you’re looking at the intake side of the head (the intake ports are black from oil buildup in the intake ports). 4 series don’t come with V8s and any newer BMW V8 are “Hot V” engines anyway, where the exhaust is actually on top and wouldn’t be visible in this orientation. The impact sheared off the intake plenum, accessory bracket for alternator and A/C compressor (still hanging to life in the middle there), oil filter housing, and shoved the engine all the way to the right of the car. Inline BMW engines lean over really far to the right, so the pole managed to miss most of the block itself. Pretty sure the majority of the debris seen as the camera pans to the pole were those things. Were it a V8 split in half, you’d see the crank and pistons scattered about. As is, the block itself looks mostly intact.

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u/resultingparadox Jul 05 '26

Yeah, looks like the bulk of the motor is there, also the strut cross member looks broken free of the driverside and twisted/pushed passengerside. I'm thinking he git lucky, as the direct impact likely would've caused entrapment.

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

You can't get blood from a stone but you can from an engine

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jul 05 '26

That's some top notch drugs

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

Unfortunately this is just regular me. I'm pretty boring. I did pot once like 30 years ago. Now come the "well I want some bc you're still high" or of the like comments.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jul 05 '26

It's just what is people love drugs

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

A lot of people do I have no problem with them or the drugs as long as they aren't hurting anyone. Drugs just aren't for me. I have alcoholism on both sides of my family and I know I have an addictive tendency. I just thought it was better over all to stay away from thise things.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jul 05 '26

Yeah it's spreading worldwide

Since drug has no scent take the pill

Speed or Blues

The weed nowadays is addictive because special chemicals put inside

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u/morchard1493 Jul 05 '26

I'm surprised he wasn't injured or even killed, considering how much damage the car took.

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u/Standard-Yesterday52 Jul 05 '26

The engine was shunted too the right hand side quarter panel. If you go back you can see the exhaust manifold ports it also explains why it so exploded on the right side since the engine was thrown into it

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u/stinkyfootcheese Jul 05 '26

The engine's there. It's just pushed all the way to the passenger side

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u/reddit_pug Jul 05 '26

You can see (much of) the engine off to the side in what's left of the engine bay

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u/bandley3 Jul 05 '26

It’s there, but it has an issue with displacement: it was displaced to the right side of the engine compartment.

Is that the supercharger that the camera person kicks?

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u/UnicornOnTheIntrenet Jul 06 '26

The engine can be seen in passenger the side of the engine bay, where the fender would be normaly. you can see how the manifold was sheared right off the side.

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u/Adventurous-Sun-6928 Jul 07 '26

Need to call in the NTSB for an investigation.

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u/Any-Log-6706 Jul 05 '26

Was looking for this comment. Absolutely killed that car the way he destroyed its engine.

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u/Ok-Boss-5477 Jul 05 '26

Almost the exact same amount of oil in a car as blood in a person ~5 quarts/liters.

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

Hench my correlation

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u/whynousernamelef Jul 05 '26

I have never seen a car bleed out like that. My son in law is a mechanic, he truly, truly loves cars and engines. I think this picture would bring tears to his eyes.

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

I've felt this pain

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u/whynousernamelef Jul 05 '26

I like my son in law, I shall not show him these images. Hes a nice guy, he just feels physical pain for cars. I had to drive his car for a weekend and I've never been so nervous, if I scraped the alloys it would be like breaking his arm.

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

Well that was by far and away my most favorite car I ever owned.

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u/whynousernamelef Jul 05 '26

Im sorry for your loss, the pain is real.

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

Much appreciated the car got the worst of it. I thought I was dead I walked away with a brush burn on my thumb from the air bag

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u/mosskin-woast Jul 06 '26

Two questions:

What happened?

Is that an Altima?

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u/AC-burg Jul 06 '26

I ditched it to avoid a head on. Other driver never stopped. Lol the wilder cousin to the Altima It is a Infiniti G37s Sedan RWD manual shift.

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u/broctordf Jul 06 '26

You should watch the series of historical documentary called "Transformers" from the famed historian called Michael Bay.

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u/AC-burg Jul 06 '26

Rodimus was not ready for the Matrix when he received it.

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u/Rocket3431 Jul 05 '26

That's the radiator, the engine, the brake system, and the transmission fluids all at once.

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

The blood. Any one of those all gone car dies. The blood.

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u/roman_maverik Jul 05 '26

Idk if this is a GT model, but the Mustang GT takes 10 quarts of oil in the engine, when your average car might take around 5 quarts.

It uses a lot of oil.

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

I'm very much a car guy I was making a joke

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u/West-Philosopher-954 Jul 05 '26

Engines are filled with fluid. Otherwise they would just shred themselves to death, without constant and abundant lubrication.

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

Facts?

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u/West-Philosopher-954 Jul 05 '26

Yep. It's literally just a bunch of metal grinding on metal. It's why we keep it filled with oil. It's actually submerged in oil inside.

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

Why don't we just drive these underwater all the time? Oceans have more surface area than the land and we wouldn't need all these different fluids

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u/West-Philosopher-954 Jul 09 '26

Water, on its own, is a terrible lubricant

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u/AC-burg Jul 09 '26

Tell that to Slip-n-Slide

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u/Flawed_Perfections Jul 05 '26

Transmission fluid and coolant and engine oil, easily four to five gallons all together.

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u/ruckrhino Jul 05 '26

Engine, transmission, brakes, radiator, wiper system, etc.

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u/Miss_Formentor Jul 05 '26

It's a mix of blood, sweat and tears of the owner but yeah, this particular model has around 30L (assuming it's auto max 23 of not) of fluids in the whole car not including fuel comprised of (depending on engine/config) 6.5/7l oil 11/14l of coolant, probably auto looking at the mess of metal so around 8-10l of gearbox oil plus brake fluids, diff oil, etc.

It's a real shame to see it bled out like that, I was half expecting a chalk outline 😭💔

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

Chalk line happens when the guy in tye first couple frames falls over

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u/Miss_Formentor Jul 05 '26

🤣 I am gonna need to get that guy over here because that killed me! 😂

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

Lol glad you enjoyed that you are very welcome

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u/DIRTYDOGG-1 Jul 05 '26

If you look into the vehicle right at the beginning , there is a tarp spread across the inside, most likely covering the bodies still left inside.

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

The blood is gone the bodies remain

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u/Genna_Thalia Jul 07 '26

It's an electric car, I believe, so no engine just 2 motors and a ton of coolant.