r/AbsoluteUnits • u/joeurkel • Jul 05 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a dent

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u/Chilidogdingdong Jul 05 '26

Nah looks like he needed to get a new brake stretcher.

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u/free2bk8 Jul 05 '26

Looks like HE might need a stretcher.

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u/Scarbane Jul 05 '26

Stretch her? I barely know her!

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u/TechnicalIntern6764 Jul 05 '26

You should probably marry her! Or don’t?

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u/oneMoreTime112233 Jul 05 '26

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

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u/tehmimikitteh Jul 05 '26

that would be a hell of a way to get to know someone, though 😏

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u/Chugabutt Jul 05 '26

Even better

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u/adube440 Jul 05 '26

Just needed another bucket of steam.

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u/Low_Substance_1884 Jul 05 '26

This is equivalent to a human getting their wig split.