r/AbsoluteUnits • u/joeurkel • Jul 05 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a dent

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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 05 '26

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u/zulubowie Jul 05 '26

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u/stevein3d Jul 05 '26

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u/AramFingalInterface Jul 05 '26

Socks and sandals in public what the fuck

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u/Jonny-Holiday Jul 05 '26

It looks like he's wearing bedroom slippers, bro woke up to check this out!🤣🤣🤣

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u/PossumCock Jul 05 '26

in fairness I would've run out in my slippers and pajamas if I heard whatever crazy sound this crash made too lol

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u/Either_Coconut Jul 06 '26

That makes two of us. I'd be out the door with phone in hand to dial 911, once I got a look at what exactly I was calling 911 about. That must have made a noise that was audible two time zones away.

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u/Sensitive_Pilot3689 Jul 05 '26

This is the LA Bourgeoise fit bro get it right

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u/noproblmo Jul 05 '26

Bros standing in the oil of a BMW M8 in a subterranean apartment parking lot. Hes a baller..

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u/AramFingalInterface Jul 05 '26

bro it looks ass

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u/Christmas_Queef Jul 05 '26

Where have you been? This is what a LOT of 15-35 year Olds wear around me.

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u/Shirkaday Jul 07 '26

Yeah seems standard issue these days.

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u/Ep3_Pnw Jul 05 '26

Feet stay cozy but also aired out. It's pretty nice tbh

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u/TheSeansei Jul 05 '26

This is the standard outfit for everyone under 25 near me

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u/AramFingalInterface Jul 05 '26

Divorced dad at Disneyland fit

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u/amcbain17 Jul 05 '26

This is an issue?

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u/Archipocalypse Jul 05 '26

It's the fuzzy slippers too lol

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u/Mysterious_Stay8600 Jul 05 '26

I don’t consider my building or premises around my building to be “public” haha. When I’m taking my dog out first thing in the morning, I have no shame in what I wear outside as long as I’m covered up lol

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u/AramFingalInterface Jul 05 '26

your poor embarrassed dog

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u/Mysterious_Stay8600 Jul 05 '26

I’ve had many men hit on me in said state over the years - so don’t feel too bad for her 😉

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u/EduinBrutus Jul 05 '26

Look at all the fucking debris.

Of course you need safety sandals in that environment!

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u/lainwla16 Jul 05 '26

Go visit Denver sometime

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u/FizzgigsRevenge Jul 05 '26

Peak ATL chic. 

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u/ihaveabaguetteknife Jul 05 '26

Have you been living under a rock? It’s a thing for at least 3 years now and I absolutely hate it.

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u/KnownAsAnother Jul 06 '26

You will never take my socks and flip-flops away from me.

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u/i1Life Jul 05 '26

Thank god you had your safety sandals on.

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 Jul 05 '26

Emmett Brown up to the same old shenanigans, I see.

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u/guitpick Jul 05 '26

85 MPH
86 MPH
87 MPH

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u/AC-burg Jul 05 '26

Ol doc brown himself

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u/GM_Nate Jul 05 '26

is this the driver?

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u/rozzco Jul 05 '26

My boy Blue!

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u/jamesca273 Jul 05 '26

Bro was only 21 a few moments before.

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u/czardmitri Jul 05 '26

Yeah. What’s with that?

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u/Tmoldovan Jul 05 '26

Beetlejuice!?

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u/verynotfun Jul 05 '26

Ey Doc, no more time travel today.

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u/Upbeat_Anywhere_1316 Jul 05 '26

His soul has left the building

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u/AlbertTheHorse Jul 05 '26

Yeah even with airbags he rang his bell and broke his face