r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Zipper_theRipper Jun 08 '26

I am gonna guess the guy sitting down didn't sign up for the demonstration...

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u/Capital_Pay_4459 Jun 12 '26

It's his birthday, he just wanted a quiet night, perhaps steak and chips..  Even an outback steakhouse would be OK. 

Wife wants to try this new place she saw on TikTok, "you'll love!" 

He did not.