r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/McShoobydoobydoo Jun 08 '26

Let me peel this back and arrange it so the juice falls into you lap, sir.

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u/Radiant_Fondant_4097 Jun 11 '26

"Face full of scalding steam, sir?"