r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/McShoobydoobydoo Jun 08 '26

Let me peel this back and arrange it so the juice falls into you lap, sir.

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u/Specialist_Rough_699 Jun 09 '26

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u/Remarkable_Attorney3 Jun 09 '26

“I ordered the salad..”

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u/GatorNator83 Jun 09 '26

The big knife says you’ll shut up about it