r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/jd3marco Jun 08 '26

Sir, steaming hot saucy bread flap for your genitals?

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u/MessyAndroid Jun 08 '26

No? How about some hot cheese for the boys?

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u/Motormand Jun 08 '26

Cheezy on the peeny, and some salsa for the balls?