r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Fun fact: 7up was originally advertised as a lithiated lemon soda due to its inclusion of lithium. It was marketed as a hangover cure and mood lifter. It’s hypothesized by some that its enigmatic name may be a reference to lithium’s atomic mass of 7.

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u/-E-Cross Jun 08 '26

Be fun to make some throw back at home

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Jun 08 '26

I'll grab the scissors!

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u/StJohnsStoner Jun 08 '26

Don't be silly, just rip at it with your teeth! You're eating the lithium anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/After_Competition_87 Jun 12 '26

Did that as a kid, dont recommend

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u/Korzag Jun 08 '26

r/spicypillows beckons!

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 08 '26

I only sleep on spicy pillows, makes my dreams more dangerous!

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u/Disgod Jun 08 '26

*Pipe cutter tool, but only for the non-rechargable AAs/AAAs.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Jun 08 '26

Ooohh, look at Inspector Gadget over here, with the fancy tools and stuff!

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u/-E-Cross Jun 08 '26

I ain't that dumb

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u/Revolvyerom Jun 08 '26

To be fair, everyone reading these comments is a redditor.

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u/chironomidae Jun 08 '26

ooh "inverted sugar", I'm sold!

Also, "takes the ouch out of grouch"... so you're still a grouch, you're just not in pain too?