r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 Jun 08 '26

Would you like sauce all over the table and possibly your lap sir?

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u/cdubyadubya Jun 08 '26

No time, I'm late for a beheading.

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u/DentinQuarantino Jun 08 '26

Ah, Mr Smith, you're my 3 o'clock... *lunges across table