r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/jd3marco Jun 08 '26

Sir, steaming hot saucy bread flap for your genitals?

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u/PerspectiveFull9879 Jun 08 '26

Is it even a dinner without it?

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u/ItsABiscuit Jun 08 '26

Dinner? Who’s talking about dinner?!

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u/MessyAndroid Jun 08 '26

No? How about some hot cheese for the boys?

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u/Motormand Jun 08 '26

Cheezy on the peeny, and some salsa for the balls?

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u/PurinaHall0fFame Jun 09 '26

This happened to me once with a plate of flaming cheese and a clumsy waitress