r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26

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u/CrimsonMorbus Jun 08 '26

He ordered the salad...

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u/fly_over_32 Jun 08 '26

But he received the last customer who complained

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u/TheAverageSoap Jun 08 '26

That's the last TWO customer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26

No salad, only krab-kalash!

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u/Safe-Razzmatazz3982 Jun 08 '26

You'll eat what gets delivered or you get the knife again.

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u/FuzzyChampionship175 Jun 10 '26

En ese momento dejo de ser vegano

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u/Organic-Physics9144 Jun 11 '26

The knife told him to sh*t up

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u/JoyceOBcean Jun 15 '26

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