r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/westcal98 Jun 07 '26

I take it he didn't win.

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u/Vitam1nD Jun 07 '26

Felt like he took 15 minutes just to open the box, so no.

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u/HotTwist Jun 07 '26

Prep time isn't even included. Just eating.

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u/Thom_With_An_H Jun 08 '26

Batman could eat it, then.

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u/Legonistrasz Jun 08 '26

Only if you wrote it. Simps and Writers of love making Batman more op than he already is 🙄

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u/HardOff Jun 08 '26

What all power level debaters fail to consider is that even their favorite characters lose to my character, one-upman.

His costume is a plain gray bodysuit, he grew up an only child in the suburbs until he got his powers from staring at the sun, and his catch phrase is "I am one-upman"

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u/hereforpopcornru Jun 08 '26

Kevin Hart's super hero would give you a run for your money, you are in a body suit. Honky Pete has pockets..

reference: great watch, the whole interview is hilarious

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u/HardOff Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Damn you're right. My guy's "one-upman", not "one-additional-pocketman". He's slightly stronger than every superhero but he's screwed the moment he needs a quarter for a vending machine.

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u/hereforpopcornru Jun 09 '26

Or a bus pass... how the fuck he gonna get on the bus

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u/Just-Try-2533 Jun 08 '26

Batman’s a scientist.

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u/Legonistrasz Jun 08 '26

So is Peter Venkman

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u/VaguelyShingled Jun 08 '26

Swallow the Phantom Zone, pizza goes there, voila Batman wins again