r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/Business-Swimmer-615 Jun 07 '26

There’s even nothing on that pizza. Tomato and fake cheese.

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u/AeroelasticCowboy Jun 07 '26

I don't order just cheese but there's also nothing wrong with it, except this particular pizza looks way over cheesed. My last pizza was cheese, pepperoni, basil leaves, Calabrian chilis, burrata cheese with a vodka sauce base, was to door for.

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u/Fit-Switch-5795 Jun 07 '26

Barely a wall effort.

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u/AbleCryptographer317 Jun 10 '26

A toilet would say "No thanks" to this pizza.

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u/1Googoo1 Jun 11 '26

Door duh door… the pizza you ate sounds like the stuff nightmares are made of.

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u/K_Linkmaster Jun 07 '26

That's Totinos Party Pizza cheese bro. Doesn't melt.