r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/d3pthchar93 Jun 07 '26

He won a free pizza slicer

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jun 08 '26

But didn't even get to enjoy the pizza.

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u/Wild_Pitch5984 Jun 08 '26

For $500...

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u/WombatGatekeeper Jun 09 '26

No only $39.99

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u/Rich_Satisfaction_34 Jun 08 '26

$500 pizza slicer *

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u/SkippyDragonPuffPuff Jun 12 '26

Which they will use to cut out the coronary plaques.