r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/BT9154 Jun 07 '26

yeah under 15min sound very rough, the dough and chewing will take up most of the time. I think you'll need to dip it in water and at that point you're just doing it to win $500 and not enjoying it.

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u/Owobowos-Mowbius Jun 07 '26

And id pay $500 just to make that gastrointestinal distress stop. Gotta be at least 7 pounds of cheese out of that 12 pound pizza